I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
The wife looked concerned when my son showed an interest in electricals at the age of 5.
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
While replacing an electrical outlet, I accidentally stabbed myself with one of the wires.
And for a brief moment, I had a connection with the house.
The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house
I work in electrical wholesale and this is particularly apt.
My father was an electrical engineer. I'm not one, but I like to work with electronics.
Why did Winnie the Pooh’s house fail electrical inspection?
I’ve just installed high voltage electrical fencing .....
My neighbour is dead against it.
Why did the man with his fingers in an electrical socket stop dancing?
I have big dreams about doing electrical work around the house, but my wife is the sensible one
My son can fix all your plumbing, bring your electrical up to code and handle any framing or carpentry you could imagine
I bit into an electrical cable last night
I won't do it again, it shocked me.
Just read an article about the top ten exposed electrical circuits.
One through ten will shock you!
Where does electrical power live?
My wife asked me to throw away all the broken electrical equipment
If an electrical engineer is working in the forest, is he a power ranger?
Why doesn't a coffee maker need that third prong on its electrical plug?
My brother was just admitted to hospital after being absorbed into an electrical circuit.
The doctors wont let me see him in his Current condition...
I was doing some electrical work for a friend who recently moved into a new place
Since he was my buddy, I was doing this thing for next to nothing. He called me up the other morning and our conversation went as follows
"Hey buddy, do you think you could come by my place and install a couple of heaters?"
"Yeah for sure! Consider it a 'house warming' gift."
I could basically hear his eyes rolling.
EDIT: Phones don't format properly.
When I was helping my dad rewire part of the house he told me that he could tell that a convict had done the old electrical work.
When I asked why he showed me a bundle of wires and said, "It's all confused."
What did the electrical engineer say while meditating?
Me: I think I’ll fix the electrical problem myself.
Her: I think we should call a professional .
Me: Don’t worry. You’ll be shocked when I’m done.
My son drew all over the electrical sockets in his room with a crayon.
When I asked him why he did that, he replied “You said I needed a creative outlet.”
I hear Trump's inauguration speech is going to be electrical
It'll generate mega-whats.
A scientist stuck a fork into an electrical outlet.
His discovery was shocking.
What do Switzerland & a white electrical wire have in common?
Dad joked my Electrical Engineering TA.
My TA and someone were talking about a bunch of electronics stuff, and then then got to transformers, and I told the TA, "I tried to start studying transformers, and it looked easy at first, but it turns out they're more than meets the eye."
He started to explain why transformers could be difficult and then once he realized the pun his expression changed to sheer disappointment in both me and himself.
An open letter to electrical engineers.
You know the main reason why I became an Electrical Engineer?
Because everyone always said I had high potential!
So I went to an electrical store that sells Vacuum cleaners.
I asked the man working there "Out of all the Vacuum cleaners here, which one is the best?" The man responded "They all suck".
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
I caught my kid chewing on the electrical cords
So I had to ground him
He’s doing better currently
And conducting himself properly...
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on the electrical cords so I had to ground him...
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
My son kept chewing on live electrical wires
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house.
My son kept chewing on electrical cords...
I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. He’s even conducting himself better. I don’t know watt got into him.
My son kept chewing on electrical cables
My son kept chewing on electrical cords, so I had to ground him.
He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
I caught my daughter chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground her.
She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.
My son kept chewing on electrical cords.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and he’s conducting himself properly.
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords,
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