I gave a flat battery away today.
Batteries have split personalities
On the one side, they are positive, while on the other, they are negative
I finally cleaned out my junk drawer and gave away all my dead batteries
What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
What is Fonzies favorite battery?
The double aaaayyyyyyyyyy.....
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
My gf made me give away my collection of dead batteries
I accidentally left some AA batteries in my pocket when I put them in the wash
That's what I call clean energy
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50."
I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”
I gave all my dead batteries away today
I was recording my wife’s speech at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, but my battery died halfway through.
Now I’ll never hear the end of it.
I have a great joke about Iphone battery life!
which sea creature wants smaller batteries?
My neighbor was giving away batteries
They were free of charge.
F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
My phone battery is 69% right now
The other day I saw a bucket at the hardware store with a sign that said: dead batteries - $1 each.
I thought to myself “these should be free of charge”.
The store near me is having a sale on batteries.
If you buy two packs, they'll throw in a pack of dead ones, free of charge.
My friend sat on a battery the other day.
I asked if they were shocked?
I know, I know, it’s a revolting joke.
“How much do you want for that flat battery?”
“Oh, that’s free of charge”
The cops caught two fellas, one drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks
One was charged, the other was let off
I noticed 2 large bumps on my car battery.
I had them tested and one came back positive. Google says it’s terminal.
What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?
I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.
Local police caught two men drinking battery acid and eating fireworks
They charged one and let the other one off.
I just noticed two large bumps on my car battery.
I had one of them tested, and it was positive. Hope it's not terminal.
My son asked me, “why isn’t there B batteries?”
I said, “Son, bees don’t need batteries”
Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.
Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.
I gave away all of my batteries yesterday.
And the best part, it was free of charge!
I bought some dead batteries
How well did the battery made using chicken ovules work out you ask?
The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.
They charged one, and lit the other off.
I put batteries in a mouse
For some reason I was kicked out of the pet store
I love it when I restock the battery drawer
It just feels nice to have all this power.
A man was arrested for beating up someone with a battery-shaped dildo
He was charged with sexual battery.
A car battery was arrested by the cops for causing trouble at the bar
But they had to let him go, they couldn’t find anything to charge him with.
My phone was showing "Battery low". So I placed it on top of the cupboard.
It worked. Can't see the notification any more.
As we turned down the street I told my kids to bring batteries.
I then pointed to the “no outlet” sign.
Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?
When you are in charge of the twitter account during national battery day
I just saw a AAA battery-delivery truck run a red light. Hope he doesn't get charged.
I gave away my dead batteries
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
I just gave away my dead batteries
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