Why did the popcorn want to press charges?
Because it was a-salt-ed!
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
If this new 'dynamic armour' thing they're working on involves electrical charges between plates...
... can we just call it e-mail?
Does anybody know how to charge their milk?
The woman in charge of our local primary school has decided to resign.
She wants to quit while she's a head.
Why don't they ever charge Santa for break and enter?
They can never find probable Clause
I’m in charge of the reader board at work
What did police charge spice rack with?
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Anyone else surprised we don't see more toddlers with criminal charges?
Mine's always resisting a rest.
What does a pirate charge for corn?
How much does Santa Claus charge to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house.
Found guilty on all charges, the train couldn't rationalize his off-the-wall behavior.
4 year old daughter gave me her Nintendo switch to charge..
I put it on the ground and backed up. I slowly raised my arm and yelled "chaaaaaarrrrggggeeee" , then I ran at it.
Would anyone like a brownie? Free of charge!
Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.
It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!
Get it? Like electric charge
The local diner charges Hispanic men less than everyone else.
They call it the señor citizens’ discount.
I bought one of those early 2000s robot dogs but have nowhere to charge it
I need to find a pug socket
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee...
But no. I was charged $30 a pop.
My buddy, Evan, just got acquitted of all charges that he was imprinting his face in the foundation of a local housing project.
They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.
My synagogue is famous for how little the mohel charges for a circumcision.
When you are in charge of the twitter account during national battery day
Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
He decided to take charges.
Hey look, free of charge!
What crime did they charge the insomniac with?
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Also in charge of microsurgery.
Who is in charge of keeping the ocean clean?
If your iPhone runs out of charge...
Does that mean you are out of apple juice?
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
You can have criminal charges filed against you if you don't take enough naps.
You'll be indicted with resisting a rest.
A dad must be in charge of the local churches sign
I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...
I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.
Why do people charge money for helium when it’s supposed to be free of charge?
What is the title of a person who is in charge of a furniture company?
Who's in charge of Kentucky Fried Popcorn?
Why do people run away from you if you have a knife but charge at you if you have a gun?
There is an extra charge for owning guns.
Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
Does anyone know how to charge milk?
How much does a pirate charge for corn?
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