I hate charging batteries.

It’s revolting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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How do you stop a bull from charging?

You unplug it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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How do you keep a bull from charging?

Take away its credit card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I asked my wife is she was using the ps3 charging cable

She said it was CURRENT-ly available.

I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.

.... worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Project-SBC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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A dermatologist who treats boils without charging...

...would be a freelancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InexactDuplicate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My wife asked if I was charging my phone.

I told her it owes me money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotheotherJoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Saw an accident at a farm and then noticed two young sheep charging there with sirens on their heads.

They were the lamb-ulance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I was dropping my kid off when I saw a wild Buffalo charging him

I yelled β€œBison!”

He looked back at me, waved, and said β€œbye dad!”

Poor kid never even saw the Buffalo before he got speared...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnoble2945
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Every night I put my cellphone in charging and I wake up finding it in another room.

Probably it's mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeky_or_nerdy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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On what side of the cargo ship do they load all the USB charging cables?

The Port side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My friend walks into my room and starts tying knots in my charging cable.

Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eThunderSnow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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My local store is charging customers who dont have reusable bags

Theyre asked if i brought my own, or if i wanted a payper bag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boxymcboxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Help, I lost my phone's charging cable

I'm powerless without it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...

I guess the free press is under siege!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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No idea if anyone is interested but a friend has opened up an ice rink charging just 10p a go.

Cheap Skate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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I can't believe how much they're charging me for a dinner cruise in Paris...

It's in Seine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasiba
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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What do you call a charging bull without balls?

A speed-steer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainMorga
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slongstreet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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How do you stop a bull charging you?

You take away his credit card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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How do you stop a charging elephant?

Unplug it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wabbbit7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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How to stop a rhino from charging?

Take away its credit card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Yakuza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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