They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
"...lania."
That’s just unpresidented
...really trumps the first one.
https://preview.redd.it/falrg08lsib61.jpg?width=955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac42317a8818d67010ef24fcacbf368691df6f20
That really trumps all the rest.
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
That's very unpresidented
They're going with either impeachment or impairment.
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She comes with a warranty.
I told her, "I am not a cook."
Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??
Students were asking about the impeachment news this morning, so I explained what it was about, then:
Me: I'm really confused about the whole process, though. I thought Trump wasn't peach, he's orange!
Edit: I understand the downvotes. This joke was low-hanging fruit.
When the impeachment hearing is over there will still be shit in the house.
Because they always make such strong appeals.
(Came up with this this morning while cutting my 6mo's frozen banana up and watching the news about the impeachment trials. I'm pretty proud of it, though I may be mixing up my legal terms)
