My wife asked me to whip us up some dinner to eat during the impeachment coverage.
I told her, "I am not a cook."
Got my students with this one, re: Impeachment
Students were asking about the impeachment news this morning, so I explained what it was about, then:
Me: I'm really confused about the whole process, though. I thought Trump wasn't peach, he's orange!
Edit: I understand the downvotes. This joke was low-hanging fruit.
Since impeachment is an entirely political process...
Will public opinion sufficiently Schifft through these proceedings??
How will we describe Trump's impeachment?
As an unpresidented moment in history.
Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
If Donald Trump gets impeached, some people think that he might be
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There's an old saying in Florida, "Impeach me once, shame on you. Impeach me twice, shame on Me..."
"...lania."
The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.
She comes with a warranty.
Why do bananas make such great lawyers?
Because they always make such strong appeals.
(Came up with this this morning while cutting my 6mo's frozen banana up and watching the news about the impeachment trials. I'm pretty proud of it, though I may be mixing up my legal terms)
