Did you see the face on that politician after they won a cephalopod bribery tournament?

It was quite the squid pro glow!

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📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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My son struck dad joke gold, caught us both by surprise

My son is 14 but he still picks his nose. A lot. He also eats it after. A lot. Grosses me out to the extreme, so I rib him about it hoping he'll stop, even using bribery, but no progress yet.

A couple of nights ago I saw him doing it again out of the corner of my eye, then he suddenly got up and ran into the kitchen for a napkin. Yup, bloody nose, no surprise there.

"Find what you were digging for?" I asked him.

"No," he says. "I was digging for gold but struck oil."

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