What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightsup11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.

I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmacker14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: β€œIsn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:

β€œIt’s junk”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I went to get my fortune told. I walked into the lobby and asked the receptionist if there was a fee.

She just shook her head and said "This is a non-prophet organization."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlextheInhuman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Wife: You got thrown out of hobby lobby for sticking your testicles in the glitter?

Yeah, I know. Pretty nuts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buddhaplayshockey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Believe it or not, my wife appreciates my input when we go shopping for decorations...

...the one thing I actually look forward to when we go to Hobby Lobby is the moment we're walking through the store, I try to keep a perfectly straight face and act like I have a genuine interest in something on the shelf, I reach up and I say something like, "Oh, look at this nice little Stool sample!"

(Not really a joke, but a true dad joke recurring scenario of mine)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Would a Speed Dating event at Hobby Lobby be called...

Craft Singles?

My daughter said the joke was cheesy and not very Gouda. :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XurroMaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A man is staying in a hotel.

He walks up to the front desk and says, β€œSorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?”

The receptionist replies, β€œNo problem, sir. This is the lobby.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethanssss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpatil1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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My family and I walked into the lobby and as we were checking in, I whispered to the desk clerk, "I hope the porn is disabled."

The guy looked at me in shock and sputtered, "It's just regular porn, you sick perv!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Joe walked by a bowl of pretzels in a lobby and got confused whe the pretzals said "you are very good at reading" You look Nice".Joe looked confused. The nearvy receptionist said "the pretzas are complimentary."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatspunnyxd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.

I really hated that reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My daughter pointed at an ornate chandelier hanging in a lobby and said, β€œThat’s a pretty light”

I said, β€œI dunno it looks pretty heavy to me”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outlawfish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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My cousin Elle got married to Menno Peters; so now I call them the alphabet couple...

... Elle & Menno P. ... If they ever have kids, I'm lobbying hard for Jake and Kay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.

It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickles17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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This is in the lobby of the materials science building at my school imgur.com/Wr1XsFG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surzzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2013
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What kind of alcohol do they sell at Hobby Lobby?

Craft Beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grownassmanchild
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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A couple of men, dressed in armor, walk into a hotel lobby and one says...

"A room for two knights please!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2017
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A family of ducks moves into a hotel lobby. What did the hotel staff decide to call them?

The Ritz Quackers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chucksense
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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What do you call chess nerds talking about their victories in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

My friend's Dad laid this on me. Thought it'd be perfect here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bd33
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2014
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A drunk guest returns to his hotel and says to the clerk "Hi. I've forgotten what room I'm in."

Clerk responds, "No problem, sir. This room is called 'The Lobby'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eccohawk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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We were checking into a swanky hotel.

As my father and I stood at the counter giving our information the desk attendant asked.

β€œDo you have a floor preference?”

My Dad: β€œyes I would like a floor...?!”

Desk clerk: β€œNo sir, what level?”

My Dad: β€œI’ve done this a few times... so how about intermediate”

I swear I could hear eyes rolling all over the lobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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There was a kidnapping at the library...

I was standing in the lobby of the movie theater after Star Wars today and this old man walks up to me and says "Did you hear about the kidnapping at the library?" I said "What?" and he asked again if I heard about the kidnapping at the library. I said I hadn't heard about it and the old man said "They woke him up!" and just walked off. No grin. No laugh. No expression. Just walked off.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2016
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I just had Lasik corrective surgery.

During the consultation on Saturday, my nervous wife accompanied me to learn more about the procedure. She got me pretty good when she said it was an "eye-opening experience."

Rest assured I didn't leave her the last word. After the procedure yesterday, I exited the operating room to find her waiting in a crowded lobby. She looked up at me, and I got her back with "Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisFRKNRogers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2017
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Im terrified of elevators

So I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ze_batmon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2016
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Where do ultra conservative Muslims go to buy trinkets, crafts, and home goods?

Wahhabi Lobby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeorgieWashington
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2017
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The Cheerio Joke

Oh boy do I have a joke for you kids! Its called the cheerio joke.


So there is this land called cheerio land and in cheerio land there are 7 classes of cheerio, 0-5 and the frosted cheerios. Now there is this level 0 cheerio. Hes homeless, living out on the street, probaly an alchoholic. But he falls in love with a frosted cheerio princess. So one day he sneaks into the royal gala and goes up to the princess and asks her "will you marry me?" Now she says "I like your style, youre a good looking guy, a bit scruffy but I like you. Tell you what I will marry you if you can become a frosted cheerio" So our guy goes back with a determination and gets a job and starts to pay off his debts. Now by having a job and his debts paid he becomes a level 1 cheerio. So he works, and he works, and he works, and he WORKS and he finally becomes a level 2 cheerio. Now he goes back to the princess and askes her again, "will you marry me?" she says "no honey you really do have to become a frosted cheerio first." So he goes back and he works and works, hes a fryboy at McGrubers or something, I dont care. So he works and he works and he gets promoted at the restraunt and is making more money. And he works and he works and he works and by having that income raise he finally becomes a level 3 cheerio. He feels sucessful for the first time in his life but he is starting to fall back on his old ways. One day he goes to the casino and he loses and he loses and he loses and he gambled all his money away and he gets fired to boot because gambling is against company policy. So he is back down to a level 1 cheerio. He gets a job on a production line at a nearby factory and determines himself not to fall back ever again. So he works and he works and he works and he works and he WORKS, level 2, level 3, and he is doing great again. He is promoted to Floor manager of the factory and he is doing great and becomes a level 4 cheerio. But then one day a rival company sabotages their operation by putting poison in their toothpaste or whatever the hell they were making. They have to pay out damages and PR and the like and they declare bankruptcy. He is knocked back down to level 2 for the lack in income. But he is hired almost straight away by a branch of a huge conglomerate because they recognized how hard of a worker he is. So he works, level 3, works, level 4, and he works and works and WORKS. So he is promoted t

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t17389z
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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OC: What's a bellhop's favorite dog?

LobbyDoor Retriever

I just told this to my 12-yo and she cringed then smiled. Success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flampoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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Any League of Legends players out there?

I got into an ARAM game the other day. For those of you who do not know there are characters, or champions, you pick in the game. ARAM is a game-mode in League of Legends where the computer gives you a random character out of the 130+ champions, or so. I am not good at all the champions... not even close! So a way to balance this out the game allows you to trade champions with the other people on your team.

So in this game there is a champion called Fizz which I am not good with at all, which I randomly got... and this is what happened inside the pre-game chat:

Me: Oh shoot.

Me: Can anyone trade me?

--Someone trades me their champion--

Me: Thank you! I am so bad with this little guy that you can say I am... Fizzically challenged.

From a game lobby where I was the only one who used chat, it exploded to people typing their moaning and groaning, sensible chuckles, and hearty "LOLs".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearZeBubus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.

It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b62316
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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I saw two chess masters in a hotel lobby they were bragging about past wins...

... I guess you could say that they were chessnuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfie979
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dohpaz42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I saw two gentlemen playing chess in the hotel lobby talkong avout past wins

They were Chess Nuts Boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dabugsta99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What do you call a bunch of chess players discussing their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palpameme_66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.

They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.

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