A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he can assist with any luggage.
The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
I love when my stay at a hotel is coming to an end
cus the receptionists always check me out
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
The worst hotel I’ve ever stayed in was called The Fiddle.
I decided to go on a vacation with my family. Almost all the hotel rooms were booked except one
It was our last resort...
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Neo met Reese Witherspoon in a hotel room
after some time he said goodbye to his friend, Reese Wither
What do you call a potato in a hotel room?
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said don’t forget your Baghdad.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
A photon checks into a hotel. "Need any help with your luggage sir?" asks the porter.
"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."
A man is staying in a hotel.
He walks up to the front desk and says, “Sorry, I forgot what room I’m in, can you help me?”
The receptionist replies, “No problem, sir. This is the lobby.”
I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid.
I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid.
I called the front desk and they told me they had a doctor on staff.
After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed that such a small place had a doctor.
He nodded and said "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INN PHYSICIAN!!!!
Cowboy goes in to a hotel and says a single room and a wardrobe for my horse. Your horse sir the manager replied!
Yes my horse is a Mustang and it mustang somewhere!
The AC was broken at the hotel lobby I am staying at.
I wasn't expecting such a warm reception.
A Hotel and B&B get into...
A Hotel and B&B get into an argument. The argument escalates fast! B&B, "You're just a glorified studio apartment!". Hotel, "Woah woah, why so Hostel?".
I was planing on taking a shower at my hotel today...
...but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.
My hotel elevator. Schindler’s Lift
A photon walks into a hotel
The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage? The photon replies, "No thank you, I'm traveling light."
What does u/username do when he hates the hotel he’s staying at?
I'm having second thoughts about my appointment to stay at a Native American hotel.
I'm having reservation reservation reservation. (BR)
What do you call hotel with a lot of floors?
An Italian man walks into a prestigious hotel.
After inspecting his room, he comes back to the hotel manager saying, "I would like six forks and a sheet" after noticing the absence of those items in his room.
He gets kicked out.
"Why did you kick him out?" says one of the hotel staff.
"He told me he wanted sex, fucks, and a shit!"
Thinking about opening a hotel for weed smokers.
I’m gone call it Swisha Suites. Lol!
I’m pretty sure that the hotel receptionist was checking me out.
I am staying at a hotel and watched a great movie last night with lots of cowboys, gunfights, and drinking.
It was the Best Western I’ve ever seen.
Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?
I had an employee at the hotel that ironed the bed sheets. I noticed that as the days wore on, the number of sheets ironed was going down.
Her job performance was de-creasing.
I'm thinkning about opening a hotel that also sells footwear.
I think it would be a real Shoe Inn.
I’m opening a butchers shop above a hotel.
It’s a cut above the rest.
I had been lost in Las Vegas for days, wandering the streets. Up ahead, I thought I saw my hotel...
My Dad and I went to a 5-star hotel. Hostess: Do you have reservations?
Dad: No, I am confident that I want to eat here
What did the cracker say when he checked into a 5 star hotel?
My review for a hotel run by pigs:
Great hogspitality; 5 stars
I stayed at a hotel last night and came home with bed bugs!
I tried to get a room at the library hotel
But everything was booked.
The hotel room I’m staying in is a gross place
If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...
.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?
Welcome to the Hotel California...
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
The worst hotel I ever stayed at was called ‘The Fiddle’
Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks, “Do you have any luggage?”
Photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.
It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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