Only crackers stay at the Ritz
Rich white people/Hotel if you don't get it
Open a mini golf course on the top floor of The Ritz -
Call it "Puttin' on The Ritz".
Putin on the ritz anyone? imgur.com/gallery/e8lUxshβ¦
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If Irving Berlin lived in Montreal instead of New York...
Would he have written βPoutine on the Ritz?β
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
What's the difference between the President of Russia and a slice of cheese?
The president of Russia is no good for Putin on the Ritz.
What is Russiaβs favourite song?
Putin on the ritz
What do you call a fight between two crackers?
A battle of Ritz!
What did the cracker say when he checked into a 5 star hotel?
βThis is the Ritz!β
The Russian president visited New York and stayed at a pretty swanky hotel.
He was Putin on the Ritz.
What do you call someone with no white friends?
Crackalackin (Cracker lacking)
Did you hear about the new tomato soup and crackers movie starring Tom Cruise?
Itβs called Bisquey Ritzness
My son took a box of crackers out of the cabinet to get a snack. I told him to put it back with the box top facing out to make it easier next time...
I told him it was a get Ritz quick scheme...
Booked this hotel the other day and it stunk of cheese..
Thatβs the last time I stay at the ritz
Anyone notcie the russian president has been looking fancier lately?
One might say he's PUTIN on the ritz.
Dropped my cracker in a Snack Pack....
....pudding on the ritz.
A family of ducks moves into a hotel lobby. What did the hotel staff decide to call them?
The Ritz Quackers
What's Polly's favorite cracker?
ParRitz
What song do all Russian kids have to learn in band class?
Putin on the Ritz.
