Hosteller Puns

"There's no way you'll win."

"Why?"

"Because he's Czech, mate."

A Hotel and B&B get into an argument. The argument escalates fast! B&B, "You're just a glorified studio apartment!". Hotel, "Woah woah, why so Hostel?".

It was a hostel takeover.

It was a hostel work environment.

It was hostel territory

They claim it's because of a hostel work environment.

She claimed they created a hostel work environment.

We're looking for hostels in Budapest on the Internet, and she says "Don't know where to stay. Do you know what the centre of Budapest is?" I replied "It's 'ap'."

She ignored me.

My sister was talking about traveling.

Sister - "I think I'm going to stay in a hostel."

Dad - "Wouldn't it be better to stay in a friendly?"

I made a dad joke the other day, probably not an original but I came up with it on the spot and I am proud enough that I felt the internet had to know!

Setting: a backpacker hostel in New Zealand. A couple are talking about a time when some farmers set sheep loose in the Louvre in France as a protest.

The set up: the girl says 'and a pony walked into a police station on its own once too'

To which I turned around and replied: 'I heard about that, he was trying to report a crime but couldn't get his point across because he was a little hoarse'

Which resulted in a blank stare from the French girl and uproarous laughter followed by a somber head shake from the Scottish guy.

Putting that one in the bank for when I have kids.

Me: hey dad I'm staying in the seaside hostel in Belize

Dad: wow, that is unBelizable