That's a first degree burn.
The math major shared with his family how excited he was to finally get his degree. His dad asked, "Are you sure it isn't a radian for you?"
Me: Sends a text while the website is loading
Dad: "I wonder if they have something in textology."
He proceeds to laugh like this is the funniest thing he's ever heard. Then between gasps:
Dad: "You'd be good at it."