Your undergraduate diploma was a complete waste of money, you should throw it in the fire.

That's a first degree burn.

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📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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A math major just finished up their undergraduate school...

The math major shared with his family how excited he was to finally get his degree. His dad asked, "Are you sure it isn't a radian for you?"

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👤︎ u/datetodoor
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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Dad dropped this one on me while he was helping me choose which undergraduate to go into...

Me: Sends a text while the website is loading

Dad: "I wonder if they have something in textology."

He proceeds to laugh like this is the funniest thing he's ever heard. Then between gasps:

Dad: "You'd be good at it."

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📅︎ Oct 12 2013
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