I call it “Best bets for vetting vets for vets”
It's called an "Amy" Grant.
I told her they gave her a scholarplane
I raised my hand and asked "what kind of scholarship will you be sailing?" Many eye rolls
She wasn't that Inuit.
It’s a non-prophet organization
My first official dad joke.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger! I’ll be putting this in my little one’s Reddit Scholarship Fund!
A Scholarship ;]
A fluoride scholarship
My Dad and I were taking about how my sister paid for her rent at college.
Me: "Well you don't have to pay anything for me anymore" (I'm on a full athletic scholarship)
Him: "I've gotta pay to follow you around to your games"
Me: "You do that of your own accord"
Him: "No, I drive an Altima to the games"
My sister was looking at some scholarship stuff and she said she would be interested in studying abroad.
Dad says "How about studying a guy instead of a broad?"
I asked my dad if he thought she got a scholarship because of her being a little person and all. And he turned to me and said "I'm not sure maybe half of one"
I was complaining to my dad about how a girl from our school with straight Ds got into Duke on a swimming scholarship. He said "Well, isn't that normal?" I looked at him funny and he said, "Shouldn't swimmers be below C-level?"
We just found out that I got a scholarship so we were discussing majors because quite frankly, I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Then this happened: Dad: how do you feel about architecture? Me: meh, there's too much structure. I proceeded to laugh for 5 minutes while he sat on the couch with the proudest look on his face.