I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...

For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Can't afford my daughter's college tuition so I'm planning a heist. My getaway driver is a best selling author.

He really knows how to book it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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College tour....

It was one of those rare days at college where my friend Gerald and I had gotten out of class and we had nothing to do.

We decided to hop on a college tour just for fun and see what happens. I attempted to ask questions that would help the tour, but Gerald was asking very weird obvious joke questions.

We get to the chapel and Gerald asks β€œyeah, does this chapel have the necessary alter I need to make my many sacrifices?”

And then this dad next to me, living his daddest life, without missing a beat, turns to me and says: β€œThe tuition is the sacrifice, am I right?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stopwatch9120
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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My dad about his finances

Dad and his friend are talking about my tuition

Friend: Did you get financial aid?

Dad: No but I financially have aids now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicyitallian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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Talking about college for me.

We're sitting at the dinner table and my mom is talking about getting a reduced price on my tuition. Mom: So I talked to the admissions office today to see about getting My Name a reduced cost. Dad: Uh oh! What did you admit too??

Dad and I both laughed but mom just kinda sat there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lard7755
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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