More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...

I guess the free press is under siege!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why do oceans never pay fees?

Because they're waved...

๐Ÿ‘︎ 24
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dcbluestar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 15k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 14
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Talbottronious
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/C0LL3CT
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?

Itโ€™s mail-dominated.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SecondRateHack
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
From a friend: Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts if youโ€™re vaccinated.

Why not a cough-fee instead?

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/joshntiff
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee...

It was atoll...

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I went to get my fortune told. I walked into the lobby and asked the receptionist if there was a fee.

She just shook her head and said "This is a non-prophet organization."

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlextheInhuman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee...

But no. I was charged $30 a pop.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 53
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.

I said, โ€œThatโ€™s outrageous!โ€

He just shrugged and said, โ€œThatโ€™s inflation for you.โ€

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hughdman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why was the chiropractorโ€™s clinic called punctuation?

Because itโ€™s a posture fee

๐Ÿ‘︎ 13
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jmesuh
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I once took a librarian on a date, she cost me a fortune.

My own fault though, I kept her out too long.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I fee this works here, lmk if wrong please. reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I paid a car dealership a monthly fee to drive a car for 2 years then after that I would return the car to the dealer...

It was the leased of my worries.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What fee is connected to every wedding and no-one objects?

Photography

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Soylent_X
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I forgot to pay my membership fee for months.

But today I finally remembered.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 270
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Egren
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What did Freddy Mercury say about the new airline fee for checked bags?

Carry on, Carry on. Doesnโ€™t really matter.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tocath
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wolfyfancylads
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
You know, you have to pay a fee when the Queen knights you

It's a Sir charge

๐Ÿ‘︎ 78
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PKMKII
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
This mug from BBC weather
๐Ÿ‘︎ 4k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/siliconmac
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I was Diagnosed with chronic fear of Giants

FeeFiphobia

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Twigsnapper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevorโ€™s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevorsโ€™s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevorโ€™s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasnโ€™t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

โ€œWellโ€ said Jeff, โ€œAs Iโ€™m sure you know the convention comes to town laterโ€.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

โ€œYes of courseโ€ replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit โžก

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ShredderSte
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...

...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 28
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KW-DadJoker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Mike Tyson was thinking the other day.

He yelled out, โ€œThomeone help me! I canโ€™t thwim.โ€

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Starbucksยฎ has announced that they are now adding a surcharge to any customer displaying Coronavirus symptoms.

Relax. It's just a "Cough Fee."

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PotBuzz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I married the prince...

I went online and saw that a nigerian princess wanted to send me millions of dollars. However, I had to send $100 for handling fees on the check. However, I wanted confirmation. So I had her send me a picture. She did. Now, a princess needs a prince right? So I went online and found a picture of an eligible bachelor prince. Some guy from Jordan. I then took the two images, placed them side by side, and had some photoshopped ceremonial garb.

In otherwords, I married the prints. Of course, I took pictures of the happy event and sent them to the "princess" with the caption "I already married the prints." The scammer didn't reply unfortunately.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Calthropstu
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 28 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why didn't the hitman cancel his cable tv?

He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/warpedddd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
One liner

Males are just females without the fes

Fes can be forced to sound like Fees, and woman have a stereotype of spending money

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Karwaffle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I started with a personal trainer today. She told me to drop and give her 20.

Sheesh, I didnโ€™t know there was going to be hidden fees.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/whitebeaks
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
If there was a caffeine tax...

Would you call it a cof(fee)?

Get it? a fee, but coffee?

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ThisKid713
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?

Itโ€™s a Naan Profit Organization.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 53
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Korwiin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call a cat that fibs?

A fee-lyin.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/McMollyPitcher
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What type of photographs cost money and which ones are free?

Sell-fees and sell-frees

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stor_e_teller
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
You just coughed in my coffee...

Now I have a cough-fee.

I was way too proud of that one this morning.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 14
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dexterrrr1234
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why is it better to bring dogs into space than cats?

Because you don't have to worry about any cat-astro-fees.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sereneMelody
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 05 2015
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Guys, I introduced my dad to Venmo.

He just requested $50 from me for โ€œ6 and under tee ball registration fee.โ€

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/c_h_u_c_k
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I took my daughter to adopt a cat at the shelter. I was surprised we had to sign an itemized legal contract with expected costs. When I told the clerk I thought rescuing a cat would be free...

She told me โ€Dad, If you want a cat, you should expect a fee line.โ€ Iโ€™m so proud!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 15
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tarynxm
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 21 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
When Jay-Z got engaged to his wife, what did he call her?

His feyonce

๐Ÿ‘︎ 69
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spinner899
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What is it called when you have to pay to cough?

Cof-fee

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mftheoryArts
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
The Bakery (Itโ€™s a story)

So I went to a bakery right. I wanted a cake for a friends party. When I asked for a red velvet (his fave) they said they didnโ€™t have any. Well that kinda put me in a sour mood to be honest. One of the bakers pulled me aside and told me he could make one for me. This man really rose to the occasion and saved my day. He even cut the fee (It was the yeast they could do) and I didnโ€™t rye about the wait. I mean if someone is baking you a cake personally I doughnut think you can complain. At the end of the day I got my cake and that was that.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SuperSleepyWulf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!!

And have a great Fall!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 50
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ExplicitlyAmbiguous
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Just spent $300 dollars on a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver......

Cant believe i just spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 200
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/phyzix1981
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I just spent $300 on a limosine for the day.

What they didnt tell me was that fee doesn't include a driver. So now, im out $300 and nothing to chauffer it.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 21
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kriskidd21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Limousine

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 23
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dinosoursrule
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.

The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...

๐Ÿ‘︎ 28
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/savemoney2121
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.