How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
My friend worked at the zoo to circumcise elephants, the pay was bad but...
I need to pay for my horse's accommodation.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow
What happened when Santa didn't pay to park his sleigh?
How do you pay someone that is giving you a circumcision?
Tell em’ to keep the tip.
What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?
What happened when the girl didn’t pay her exorcist
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
I was working behind the bar today when two guys came in and tried to pay with a couple of counterfeit £10 notes. When I told the manager, he asked what they looked like..
“Like £10 notes” I told him
I keep asking my flatmate to pay his rent
And he keeps turning sideways to avoid me
What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?
Burnadebt
(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
Did you hear about the pay as you go toilet in space?
The price was gastronomical!
The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin...
...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.
The police officer made me pay up for my crime.
I have just found the Catholic version of pay per view.
My son asked we to pay for his rifle test today. It was $30.
I told my bowmen that I would pay anytime they need to get some practice in at the course.
They’re free range archers now.
I crack bad jokes about having to borrow my parents old clothes because my job doesn't pay well...
What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.
Pay attention in class kids
Got a pay rise of $1000 today, effective immediately.
What a grand start to the weekend.
A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.
He is now behind gold bars.
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
I got picked for this five-day-a-week, year-long sleep study. It pays $15,000 a month.
What did the pirate pay for his earrings?
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A friend of mine didn't pay for his daughter's exorcism
During Coronavirus, always pay businesses with cash where possible.
It will help them make a gross profit.
What do the programmers do when they pay respect?
My mate works in Dublin hospital’s fracture clinic. The pay's crap....
....but she enjoys the craic.
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
If you pay for your kitchen remodel with fake bills...
You’re counterfeiting the counter fitter.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “get well soon” card.
I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing.
It’s on the house.
For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
How much does a pirate pay for 🌽
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