Damn! Wrong sub again!
There was a herring it
I guess all of that money went to her head.
Rick, a salesman, specialised in real estate. As he was talking to a client names down about a property. The client said to Rick...
"Never in my life have I seen such a pretty house!"
"Gonna buy it?" asked Rick.
"Give me the paperwork" said Down "I'm gonna".
"You made the right choice" said Rick, while grinning a grin.
(What he had neglected to tell his client was that the upstairs was completely damaged)
"Up we go I guess" said Down "I wanna see the second floor". Rick was panicked. If the client found out about the mess, he would refund the property for sure.
"NEVER!" said Rick. Let's get dinner first.
"Gonna pay for me?" asked Down.
"Let me think... of course!"
"You are the best!" said down but while they were driving, they got in a terrible car accident.
"Down! are you okay?" asked Rick. "Rick" he says "read the first word of every sentence".
"God damnit!" said Rick.
The store’s manager told me that I bought a one night stand.
Me: I demand a refund!
Assistant: what's wrong with it?
Me: It's stale mate.
Assistant: Surely not?
Me: Check mate.
and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.
My wife was telling our group a story of how she and her flat-mates got screwed by their landlords (property managers, not the property owners) in England. Right before they were due to refund everyone's security deposits, they took all the money, closed the business, and buggered off to Egypt. I asked her if they set up a multilevel marketing campaign.
You know... a Pyramid Scheme?
Me: Honey, have you seen that Comcast refund check? Her: I ate it Me: Stahp, where is it? Her: Seriously, I ate it. -- I guess you can say I have expensive taste EYEROLLS
A friend of mine wanted to return rechargeable batteries he bought on Amazon. While filling out forms to return them he got an email saying "This ones on us" pretty much saying he could keep the batteries as well as getting a refund.
I replied: "I guess you got those batteries free of charge"