A list of puns related to "Tax"
Because the IRS has no cents.
the feline
Urine trouble
*Apologies for the early '?'
Iβll use a different service this year. I wasnβt really in to it.
Would you call it a cof(fee)?
Get it? a fee, but coffee?
Do pot dispensaries file joint tax returns?
Because Missouri loves Company.
Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.
It was gross.
Itβs a Naan Profit Organization.
It was a real slap in the faith.
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
It was taxing.
Some people think it's too Hefty... Others are Glad... I think the whole thing is trash!
For tax purposes, he invested in a gas station that was losing money. It was just self-serving
gross
http://imgur.com/C5p5it9
It's considered a chairitable donation.
Man: Am I in trouble?
Tax guy: Yes. In Dire Straits.
I guess all of that money went to her head.
Friend: sigh. I canβt believe they charge me $25 to automatically file my state return. Anyway, love you dad hope youβre having an OK day :) Dad: thanks. Love you W-2.
Itβll be pay as you urn.
We all know atheism is the only true non-prophet.
I'm really intuit
As dependent Clauses
"... you should be on a balance sheet"...
His bill was tax de-duck-table
My SO: "You seem tired, did you have a busy night?"
Me: "No, I just did taxes. I didn't realize they can be so... taxing."
Pretty damn proud of myself for that one.
So I just paid my car tax online, and my dad asked if there was a timer saying "Processing" after I had entered my details. I said, "No, but I used a new beta service that's probably different to the old one." He said, "Oh, is that...beta than the old one?"
Me: "Ah, I see" Dad: "Said the blind man"
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