I was released for good behavior.
Because the IRS has no cents.
I’ll use a different service this year. I wasn’t really in to it.
*Apologies for the early '?'
Would you call it a cof(fee)?
Get it? a fee, but coffee?
Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.
Because Missouri loves Company.
Do pot dispensaries file joint tax returns?
It’s a Naan Profit Organization.
It was a real slap in the faith.
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
For tax purposes, he invested in a gas station that was losing money. It was just self-serving
Some people think it's too Hefty... Others are Glad... I think the whole thing is trash!
It was taxing.
It's considered a chairitable donation.
I guess all of that money went to her head.
Friend: sigh. I can’t believe they charge me $25 to automatically file my state return. Anyway, love you dad hope you’re having an OK day :) Dad: thanks. Love you W-2.
It’ll be pay as you urn.
"... you should be on a balance sheet"...
My SO: "You seem tired, did you have a busy night?"
Me: "No, I just did taxes. I didn't realize they can be so... taxing."
Pretty damn proud of myself for that one.
As dependent Clauses
His bill was tax de-duck-table
So I just paid my car tax online, and my dad asked if there was a timer saying "Processing" after I had entered my details. I said, "No, but I used a new beta service that's probably different to the old one." He said, "Oh, is that...beta than the old one?"
Me: "Ah, I see" Dad: "Said the blind man"
Man: Am I in trouble?
Tax guy: Yes. In Dire Straits.