Why are you supposed to round to the nearest dollar on your tax returns?

Because the IRS has no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSchmahl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Where do redditors go to pay cat tax?

the feline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pewper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What did the doctor say to the businessman? with an enlarged prostate who was being audited for tax evasion?

Urine trouble

*Apologies for the early '?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oyohval
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I used Turbo Tax to file my taxes last year.

I’ll use a different service this year. I wasn’t really in to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-Z08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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If there was a caffeine tax...

Would you call it a cof(fee)?

Get it? a fee, but coffee?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisKid713
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Tax question

Do pot dispensaries file joint tax returns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.

Because Missouri loves Company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was 'outstanding'.

Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Someone told me their pre-tax income.

It was gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinn3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?

It’s a Naan Profit Organization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Korwiin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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The government denied tax exemption for my church that believes Jesus spoke with a lisp

It was a real slap in the faith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImJesusBro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down β€œMoney for Nothing, Checks for Free??”

Me: Am I in trouble?

Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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I used to have a friend who worked in the tax office, but he only ever talked about work.

It was taxing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Did you hear about the garbage bag tax?

Some people think it's too Hefty... Others are Glad... I think the whole thing is trash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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He needed to find a tax write-off

For tax purposes, he invested in a gas station that was losing money. It was just self-serving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I think that stores in the US displaying their prices without sales tax is simply just...

gross

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tatlungt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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I inherited my grandfather's tax shelter today

http://imgur.com/C5p5it9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoguy11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Happy Tax Deadline Day !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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I only give up my seat during tax season.

It's considered a chairitable donation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastaSaurizard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Tax audit guy: It says in your file that you have money for nothing and checks for free.

Man: Am I in trouble?

Tax guy: Yes. In Dire Straits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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My boss got a hair cut and a set of airpods after she got her tax refund.

I guess all of that money went to her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zakkil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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In honor of impending tax day, I present to you this gem from a friends father.

Friend: sigh. I can’t believe they charge me $25 to automatically file my state return. Anyway, love you dad hope you’re having an OK day :) Dad: thanks. Love you W-2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msmomona
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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Just found out how I’ll be paying my income tax in my new job as an undertaker.

It’ll be pay as you urn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleboypunder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I think all these tax breaks for religions are wrong.

We all know atheism is the only true non-prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noitalever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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I use Turbo Tax evrey year for my taxes

I'm really intuit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thethirdwheel11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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Has does Santa list the elves on his tax returns?

As dependent Clauses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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After messing up my tax return forms yet again, my accountant said to me: "you're such a liability....."

"... you should be on a balance sheet"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wkm86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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How’d the goose get a huge tax return?

His bill was tax de-duck-table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBTAHole
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Tax season

My SO: "You seem tired, did you have a busy night?"

Me: "No, I just did taxes. I didn't realize they can be so... taxing."

Pretty damn proud of myself for that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jinkies287
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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Got Dad joked after paying my car tax

So I just paid my car tax online, and my dad asked if there was a timer saying "Processing" after I had entered my details. I said, "No, but I used a new beta service that's probably different to the old one." He said, "Oh, is that...beta than the old one?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IntegralExtra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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After discussing tax information with my parents...

Me: "Ah, I see" Dad: "Said the blind man"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackKelly11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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