This is not a capital pun!
What do we give an incessantly joking father?
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Have you heard the joke about the capital building?
I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad
would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?
What is capital city of universe
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
"Hey Dad, what's the capital of Australia?"
My friend asked me what the capital of Russia is
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
We all know who's the real enemy of capitalism...
A kid asked his dad to tell him about capitalism.
Dad: well, in a nutshell, it's a cashew.
The Irish Capital is experiencing exponential population growth
Fluffy camels are evil in Pakistan’s capital. I know what your asking...
I hear that Las Vegas is the capital city of trigonometric functions..
It earned the nickname Sin City!
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
I have seen a number of pirates in the US Capital
I suppose they really like D.C.
What’s the best way to get to the capital of Senegal? (From my 8 yr old son)
If I ever need to know what state Juneau is the capital of
What’s the capital in France?
I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
What type of car believes in capital punishment?
Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
What do a cab driver in Boston and a tourist in the capital of Bangladesh have in common?
The essence of capitalism is right there in the Pledge!
What is the egg capital of Japan?
I'm surprised people in the Swedish capital are so reluctant to go on lockdown
You'd think they were used to being stuck home
Typing in all lowercase...
should be capital murder.
I'll always refer to my stomach as Budapest
Because it is the capital of Hungary.
When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...
I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.
Did you know Ariel was born in our nation's capital?
How do you call someone who overuses CAPITAL LETTERS?
Capitalist
My sincere apologies in advance 😉
ENTER A NEW PASSWORD “chicken” THE PASSWORD REQUIRES A CAPITAL!!!
It should be illegal for London to go into lockdown over Christmas!
...That's capital punishment!
>'Enter new password' = 'chicken' > 'Password must contain a capital'
What's the capital of Alaska?
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
The devil was sold a bunch of leaky fountain pens when visiting Turku, which used to be the capital of Finland.
What country has the fastest growing capital?
Ireland, because it's always Dublin.
Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it's Dublin
What country capital has the fastest growing population?
Ireland, every day its... Dublin.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
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