My favourite original pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_jq
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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At dinner tonight, I made the greatest original pun I’ve ever heard and it went unappreciated.

My dad almost choked on a small flake of pizza crust, and he spent several minutes coughing in a loud and alarming way.

Finally he stopped, and he was all better. Someone caused him to chuckle, which triggered another fit of coughing.

I said... β€œThat definitely didn’t go well; I think he had a β€˜re-laughse’!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFunny_Migrant
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My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?

Funset!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bold0perator
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Original puns

Poetry is good for amateurs; literature is best left to prose.

I've somehow made a hobby of creating (often very nerdy) puns, wordplay, and absurdities. Some of them have been sold on t-shirts. Most of them just end up as a FB status. They are not (at) all great, but they are original, so far as I know. Now I'm going to leave them here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/briandherbert
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I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...

Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackestLotus
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I have started a Pun-Based Youtube Channel! Comprised of Mostly my own Original Puns! youtube.com/watch?v=DmI_P…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TazerLad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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Blog of original puns n stuff punflowr.tumblr.com/
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My friend and I have this game we play...

If someone makes a pun, you have to reply in a pun... but it has to be on the same topic as the original pun. Sooooooooooooooooooo my friend had the most clever, best pun of all time... A 3 word combo. The topic was dairy... and he made a pun I didn't quite catch... so with his wit, he responded "I guess that one flew right pasteurize" My mind was shattered...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nazathan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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Stop basting my Lamb, you lamb-baster

So I came across a word today in my reading that I had heard before and was able to deduce it's likely meaning based in the context it was used, however, to be safe, I looked it up anyway and while reading the book definition came up with what I hope is an original pun (phrase)...

Context: When someone is giving you a hard time you can say, "stop basting my Lamb, you lamb-baster"

lambaste - criticize (someone or something) harshly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Textipulator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Dad joke escalation

Dad was visiting last week, talking about his household projects he did. He mentioned that he got his septic tank emptied before winter, and that 'it was a shitty job'. He then tells me that his neighbor also had to get his tank emptied, so the service truck also emptied the neighbor's tank at the same time. He smiles and says, "Well, my neighbor and I finally got our shit together!"

He said he was very proud of himself for making an original pun like that. I patted him on the shoulder, looked him in the eye and said, "I can always appreciate an organic pun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fish-Dead
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts aren’t aloud
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For years I’ve been searching through record shops trying to find rare original U2 vinyls

But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
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I got enslaved by a dolphin... (original)

It's hard work, but at least I serve a porpoise 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigbthebenji
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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French fries weren’t originally cooked in France πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

They were cooked in grease

β€œWell oil be dammed”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jruff84
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I couldn’t think of any original chemistry jokes

They Argon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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No more Suez Canal jokes!

That ship has sailed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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An original from my 5 year old daughter: Why was the egg itchy?

Because it had egg-zema.

She's suffered from eczema since she was a baby and I'm glad she can find humor in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiberius_Jim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What do you call a historian studying a music genre that originated in Jamaica in the late 1950s...

A ***Ska***lar.

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Originally posted by u/UnidentifiedSpecie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentBlackout_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I wasn't originally going to have a brain transplant....

.....but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Today is the day I can post it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogkerung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Thought this pun was original. It is not.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/somenerdnamedtom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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'Tis the season for original content :^)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlipBleepBloop00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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Weird film trivia: I just found out that Thandie Newton's character from Mission: Impossible 2 was originally going to appear in Goldeneye, but her part was cut when they decided to film in Russia.

They had to SeverNyah

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Did you know Tristan was originally a nickname?

People were sick of having to write out Stanstanstan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diatonicnerds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Original: Blursed_Wow
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Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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Why is yoda afraid of 7?

Because six, seven eight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrotherZ1ox
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So you know Gandhi? Walked barefoot, tough feet. Fasted a lot, so he was weak. Prayed a lot, real spiritual. Unfortunately, suffered from bad breath.

In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Did you know the PS5 was originally going to be called the PSPSPSPSPS.

But it was attracting cats too much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatomaster_72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi

Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:

  • What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?

Bibi ate

  • What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?

Bibi gun

Thank you, thank you. bows

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Callmecarson origins
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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

In case they got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamlet_71
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I made a joke saying this Thanksgiving would be extra special because we'll be spreading around diseases like the original Thanksgiving. Someone told me "too soon".

They were right. I should have waited until next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
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Did you know french fries aren’t originally from France?

They were first cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
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A man walks into a bar with a mysterious box under his arms.

Bartender: "Hold on there buddy, what's in the box?"

Man: "I'll show you if you give me a free drink

The bartender agrees and the man lifts the lid of the box to show a tiny man, who starts playing an equally tiny piano.

Bartender: "That's amazing! Where did you find him?"

Man: "There's a genie outside granting free wishes. But if you go out there, be sure to speak up, because I think he is hard of hearing."

Bartender: "Why do you say that?"

Man: "Do you think I would've wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"

Disclaimer: Not original.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
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