What kind of humor did the Founding Fathers partake in?
You know what our founding fathers called a pandemic?
Wednesday
Sorry watching history channel. Son didn’t think it was funny either.
so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers
It’s a wreath of Franklin
Dwight D. Flysenhower. A friend of mine is an artist and created the Prezoodents, puns on presidents and founding fathers. You can find his stuff at prezoodents.com
Why did the founding fathers chew on their pens?
They wanted "in da pen dents"
What were the founding father's favorite cereals?
Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date?
my grandfather said this today on the dinner table and i was the only one that found it hilarious for no reason at all
G : what type of apples grow on trees ?
my dumbass : idk red and green ?
G : all of them do
wheezes
I just found out that the guy who stole my diary died yesterday.
My thoughts are with his family.
Found this on r/technicallythetruth
Darth Vader found his new wife near the stairs...
I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
My parents found this while camping... someone has a good sense of humour
A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today...
The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack.
When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Did you know they found water on the moon?
But only when it’s waning
The cast of “Friends” got stuck at sea in a boat, but thankfully nothing happened.
at the beach, i found a broken sand dollar, and i turned to Daughter, and said, hey i found a rapper...
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
Scientists just found a new species of bears without ears. They are called...
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
I found it completely inappropriate that the priest was making fun of me during my confession...
...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.
When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...
I couldn't put it down.
As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.
Today I found out my son is gay
Me: Who are you dating son?
Him: A man, duh!
Found on r/mathjokes
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A mouse found his wife cheating on him, and when they were arguing, he said
My wife found out I cheated when she found all of the letters I'd been hiding
She swore she will never play Scrabble with me again
My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.
Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.
I found a "Pocket Guide to Male Masturbation"
I think it will really come in handy.
Just found out they make adult race car beds so I bought one.
That way I can be fast asleep.
Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
I have found a book about a amazing basement.
Found this pun at my local Subway sandwich shop.
Found this on r/funny, so probably a repost
They found a dead cat on Mars.
It appears it was ran over and killed by curiosity.
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
I was shocked when i found out my toaster isn’t waterproof.
Automod doesn’t like one line jokes 😂
What type of bomb is found at the bottom of the ocean?
Guess how I found out I was dyslexic?
I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
Found out that my nanna used to compete in banana eating competitions until she was caught cheating...
... Then they had to ban nanna
found on fb but someone had a little problem
They finally found out what makes dog sick
Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
I found a parasite in my Easter basket who tried telling me there was no God.
It was an egg ganache tick
My dad found out that I had an imaginary girlfriend....
Dad: "You can do so much better, you know!!"
Me: "Thanks dad. That means so much to me."
Dad: "I was talking to her."
What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had erectile dysfunction?
Someday my prince will cum.
Found this in memes
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