[Request] Plant puns for a bookmark!
Making a bookmark for part of my friends xmas gift. We're both botany students, so I'd like to make it plant related.
Help me making a pun names based around a samurai plant
this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
What do you call an extra thick plant?
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
I hope you scrolled past that.
You can’t plant flowers...
Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?
I received an email today from the owner of a German sausage processing plant, he said I could have it for only 1000€
I agreed and wired him the money. What’s the wurst that could happen?
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.
I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.
My wife accidentally killed one of her plants by over watering...
I told here I guess it wasn't the right Thyme for it.
Yes, it was a Thyme plant.
(My son is too young to understand how great her eye roll was so I need recognition somewhere)
Did you hear about the plant that looked like a stone?
Plant-based meats are very popular now, but this didn't go well for vampires.
Thousands have died from a wooden steak.
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
Don't grow so close to me
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
Apparently, there's a big market for an expensive breed of cow that only eats marijuana plants.
How are you going to plant any flowers
I can never find my plant...
Because it always leaves.
I named my plants as Odds.
Turns out my neighbour too named his plants as Odds.
Water the odds.
I wanted to plant every herb in my garden.
But I just don't have the thyme.
I want to tell you all about a girl that only ate plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
Since I moved to a plant based diet I lost touch with the fun guys.
Why did the man hate working at the recycling plant
Because it was soda pressing
Why does the plant not laugh at the soil's joke?
Because the soil had no humus
Why do plants propagate so easily? Because they have a lot of stem cells.
There is a very common and seamingly innocuous plant. But if you sit under it for 5 minutes, you’re dead.
I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
What do plants take for their headaches?
(Me reading to my five-year-old) The leopard slug eats dead plants and fungi, but also hunts other slugs.
(Five-year-old) I'm a fun guy, so they would eat me.
I want to tell you all about this girl who only eats plants...
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
Why couldn't my neighbor plant any flowers?
TIL that many plants are transgendered
because there is less stygma to stamen.
There was a businessman who owned a hydroelectric power plant, and was slowly going bankrupt.
When he asked for money from his friends and family, they refused,
as it wasn't their dam business
What do you call a plant that eats only people?
Construction Dadjoke: Our Sewage Treatment Plant supplier is missing
In his last email he said "I remain at your disposal for any concerns".
Couldn't find him there this morning. I hope he's ok.
What man made plant can take care of it self into adulthood
Self raising flower.
I'll see myself out now.
A power plant blows up near a aquarium...
and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
“Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!”
My boss looked so surprised, and was silent for a minute or two. Finally, he asked me
Me and my son came across a fake Bamboo plant.
Looks like we got Bamboozled.
Napoleon was visiting a friend at his new estate. The friends great pride was his lavatory which was a big room with pottet plants, beautiful tapestries and carpets. When Napoleon saw this he was gobsmacked and exclaimed "What a loo!"
These two dinosaurs were walking one day and they came across another dinosaur they had never seen before, eating plants. One says "Who is that?!" and the other replies...
"I dunno. I've never seen herbivore!"
During this quarantine, I’ve made friends with the plants I’m trying to grow.
On Earth Day I was going to plant a tree
But I planted my butt on the couch.
Have you heard about that sauce made by a guy who plants seeds outside Stockholm?
He’s calling it Sweden Sower Sauce
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
There is a lady who lives down the street from me who only eats plants.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
The preachers are up in arms about Trump's plan to add more hydroelectric power plants.
They are worried about the damnation.
What do you say to a plant with weird-looking roots?
Is what they say your a plant with emotions
My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.
I don't trust companies that plant trees.
It's such a shady business
Interesting breakthroughs in plant-based diets!
Researchers have discovered that when mixed with spices found in popular Hispanic dishes, ground peanuts make a great meat substitute!
It's also been found that an offshoot of the banana family, when fried, makes an awesome faux-fish sandwich!
Craving a frozen treat, but can't handle dairy? Some have found that chilled grapes and prunes can hit that sweet spot in a healthy way!
Keep experimenting with cruelty-free ideas!
If you like peanut-chiladas, and getting cod from plantains, if you're not into yogurt 'cause you have lactose pains, you could make a lovely delight with some prunes and some grapes. Here's the grub that you've looked for, get that meat off your plate!
Treet plants with respect,
My christmas plant has lost it's leaves,
now it's a disapointsettia.
What happens when you put a plant in a square?
It loses its root
What did the mathematician say when she turned into a plant?
My dad recently started his job at the sewage plant, and already busted a pipe and caused a flood.
His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.
Three plants were fucking each other in the forest
They were having a treesome
Did I ever tell you about the girl that only ate plants?
I can't believe I never mentioned herbivore.
I used to hate fast growing plants
Did you hear about the Panda stealing all those plants?
She was a real bamboozler...
Why do plants hate math?
It gives them square roots
Why the hell anyone would make a plant based burger is beyond
So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me!
What’s a Kardashian’s favorite kind of plant?
I accidentally trimmed the leaves off my wife's favorite plant, but fortunately they grew back.
Blueberry bushes are one of the least productive plants.
All their effort bears little fruit.
A woman in my town's hamburger plant backed into a meat grinder.
Me to My kid: "I heard you've been planting trees, son! Why don't you plant Tulips?.."
What do you give a plant when its hurt
what happened to the plant that was in the math classroom?
What do you call an enemy plant?
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
When a plant is getting it’s picture taken...
It’s called a photo-shoot.
Sometimes plants make better friends than people..
At least they know how to photo-sympathize.
You can’t plant flowers if
You Can’t Plant Flowers...
Did I tell you about the girl who only eats plants?
You've probably never heard of herbivore
Why are so many plants transgendered?
Because plants have less stygma to stamen.
You cant plant any flowers if you havent botany
You can’t plant any flowers if you haven’t botany
You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.