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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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[Request] Plant puns for a bookmark!

Making a bookmark for part of my friends xmas gift. We're both botany students, so I'd like to make it plant related.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capernakis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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I quit my job at the concrete plant.

My job was getting harder & harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do plants and homies have in common?

I love watching them grow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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A chemist plants a seed

He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therderper123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What’s the scariest plant?

Bamboo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/11Letters1Name
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MollyWanders
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeAllThePlanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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They found a plant that cures COVID-19!

It’s called plant yourself on the couch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubble_2107
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call an indoor plant?

An intro-vert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SST_06
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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My wife wanted to plant flowers

Problem is she hasn’t botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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The plant was tired of being boring.

It has decided to turn over a new leaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I hate my new job in the shoe recycling plant

It’s Sole destroying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CD-one
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.

It's a Cemer Tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What tree is bought the most at the plant store?

The poplar tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samcp12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why did Vice Squad raid the water treatment plant?

They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.

(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOOH_WHATS_THIS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Help me making a pun names based around a samurai plant

this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarasque_Man
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?

A fourest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?

Dam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants

it was very grounding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen-of-meme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephaniehuang66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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You can’t plant flowers...

...if you haven’t botany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Advaldinho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.

I hope you scrolled past that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickcorrine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My dad works in a steel plant.

He says it's very riveting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuryaYlp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I was showing off my hibiscus plants to my neighbor, he says the roots are exposed, and I should get more dirt on them.

So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xknav3x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?

A chive mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanatrix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant

It was resolved with a Peas Treaty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannypWooley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I received an email today from the owner of a German sausage processing plant, he said I could have it for only 1000€

I agreed and wired him the money. What’s the wurst that could happen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My wife accidentally killed one of her plants by over watering...

I told here I guess it wasn't the right Thyme for it.

Yes, it was a Thyme plant.

(My son is too young to understand how great her eye roll was so I need recognition somewhere)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsmydouginabox
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What do you call an extra thick plant?

Stocky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatWhitehead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?

They ask No Quarter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Syrinx-Priest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What do you give a plant with a flat tire...

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovaArdent3D
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?

He has guard doody!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My wife told me to watch her plants when I sprayed the weed killer.

I've been watching them for an hour now and I don't see what's so interesting about them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetterZee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Plant/Music Puns

I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:

You can grow your own way

-or-

Don't grow so close to me

Any help?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fornicaked
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you get when you plant a Donut?

A pastree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s0apyjam
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...

It was a guaca-mole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1ndigo__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I wanna tell you a joke about a girl that only eats plants...

But you’ve probably never heard of herbivore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y_U_SO_MAD_BRO
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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You can’t plant flowers...

...if you haven’t botany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PirateboarderLife
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I want to tell you all about a girl that only ate plants.

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcsweepin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.

You've probably never heard of herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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