A list of puns related to "Root"

My girlfriend is a square root of -100

Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

What is the square root of a cat?

Answer: ΞΌ

Square root (credit to u/fatfatlama)

Square root

Research paper: Dad Jokes and the Deep Roots of Fatherly Teasing

A Danish scientist has delved into the roots of silly, fatherly, humour and come up with a possible explanation

https://psyarxiv.com/r9mhc/

Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?

She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.

What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable

A dic-tater

I ordered a beer and the bartender said "Sorry, I only have root beer."

So I had him put it in a square glass.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

How do you make a root beer float?

Give him a lifejacket!

From my 7 yr old.

If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?

Two feet.

What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?

Root-ing two-ting

I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer

Root awakening. imgur.com/Po8RqNB

My friend asked if I knew about growing root vegetables.

I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I havenβt dug deeper.

So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...

...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.

If your book is made of root vegetables...

Youβre doing a taro reading!

A square-root

Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?

Barqβs on the moon.

What's the only root veggie that comes with a warning?

Butternut squash

I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.

It was unreal.

I was showing off my hibiscus plants to my neighbor, he says the roots are exposed, and I should get more dirt on them.

So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!

Square root

Square root? Or cube root?

I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.

I reported my root garden missing to the police.

They told me theyβd see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasnβt their beet. I donβt think they carrot all!

How do you change root beer into beer?

You pour it into a square cup.

Dad always loves some fresh root beer in the afternoon. v.redd.it/794w2gaknmk11

The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...

So I shouted βIβ

Hehehe root beer

The root of good math jokes is

Be radical

This year for Valentine's day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.

Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.

What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?

Turnip over

What do you say to a plant with weird-looking roots?

WATER THOSE

Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.

If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

My girlfriend is the square root of - 100

She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary

My girlfriend is like square root -100

A straight 10 but imaginary too

I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

I poured root beer into a squared glass...

Now i just have beer.

If I pour root beer into a square glass

Is it just regular beer?

did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?

he wanted to transcend dental medication.

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary

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