My girlfriend is a square root of -100

Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

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What is the square root of a cat?

Answer: ΞΌ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkdtezpur88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Square root (credit to u/fatfatlama)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ma5tercraft
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Square root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomCow12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Research paper: Dad Jokes and the Deep Roots of Fatherly Teasing

A Danish scientist has delved into the roots of silly, fatherly, humour and come up with a possible explanation

https://psyarxiv.com/r9mhc/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spirito_santo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?

She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBobShelton_74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable

A dic-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmtr515
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I ordered a beer and the bartender said "Sorry, I only have root beer."

So I had him put it in a square glass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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How do you make a root beer float?

Give him a lifejacket!

From my 7 yr old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleC83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?

Two feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?

Root-ing two-ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrangerBatman01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Root awakening. imgur.com/Po8RqNB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgenoDrei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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My friend asked if I knew about growing root vegetables.

I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I haven’t dug deeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keychainoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...

...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tel-aran-rhiod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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If your book is made of root vegetables...

You’re doing a taro reading!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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A square-root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSlippyKnot
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?

Barq’s on the moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdressen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What's the only root veggie that comes with a warning?

Butternut squash

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.

It was unreal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I was showing off my hibiscus plants to my neighbor, he says the roots are exposed, and I should get more dirt on them.

So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xknav3x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Square root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marinthierry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Square root? Or cube root?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madmoola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I reported my root garden missing to the police.

They told me they’d see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasn’t their beet. I don’t think they carrot all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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How do you change root beer into beer?

You pour it into a square cup.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Dad always loves some fresh root beer in the afternoon. v.redd.it/794w2gaknmk11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mechanicalmind
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Finally found the square root
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyk0th
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...

So I shouted β€œI”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattAmpersand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Hehehe root beer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeFruitbat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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The root of good math jokes is

Be radical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFW0RD
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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This year for Valentine's day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.

Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manuel_f_p
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?

Turnip over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you say to a plant with weird-looking roots?

WATER THOSE

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brave_council
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I put my root beer in a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I put my root beer in a square glass

And now I have beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_me_some_rice
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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If I poured root beer into a square glass,

would I just have beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knopper91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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My girlfriend is the square root of - 100

She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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My girlfriend is like square root -100

A straight 10 but imaginary too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somedudefromsg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I poured root beer into a square glass

Now I just have beer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PIatinumP0tato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?

Just beer i guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanzaniteflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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I poured root beer into a squared glass...

Now i just have beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/priyesh1811
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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If I pour root beer into a square glass

Is it just regular beer?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akbeardman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?

he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasismyname_
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, but also imaginary

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