My girlfriend is a square root of -100
Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What is the square root of a cat?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Square root (credit to u/fatfatlama)
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Square root
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Research paper: Dad Jokes and the Deep Roots of Fatherly Teasing
A Danish scientist has delved into the roots of silly, fatherly, humour and come up with a possible explanation
https://psyarxiv.com/r9mhc/
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What do you call a tyrannical root vegetable
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I ordered a beer and the bartender said "Sorry, I only have root beer."
So I had him put it in a square glass.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
How do you make a root beer float?
Give him a lifejacket!
From my 7 yr old.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
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︎ Jul 14 2020
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︎ Oct 13 2020
My friend asked if I knew about growing root vegetables.
I told him I just know of a neighbor who grows them. I havenβt dug deeper.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
So I've lost a bag of cruciferous root vegetables...
...but it's okay, I'm sure they'll turnip somewhere.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
If your book is made of root vegetables...
Youβre doing a taro reading!
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︎ Oct 26 2020
A square-root
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︎ May 11 2020
Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What's the only root veggie that comes with a warning?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I was showing off my hibiscus plants to my neighbor, he says the roots are exposed, and I should get more dirt on them.
So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Square root
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Square root? Or cube root?
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︎ Jan 28 2020
I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I reported my root garden missing to the police.
They told me theyβd see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasnβt their beet. I donβt think they carrot all!
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︎ Jul 07 2020
How do you change root beer into beer?
You pour it into a square cup.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Finally found the square root
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︎ Dec 28 2017
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Hehehe root beer
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︎ Mar 27 2019
The root of good math jokes is
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︎ May 22 2020
This year for Valentine's day I gave people a can of root beer and a can of refried beans.
Told them to have a rootin' tootin' Valentine's day.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What do you say to a plant with weird-looking roots?
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Did you guys hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia during his root canal?
Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
I put my root beer in a square glass
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I put my root beer in a square glass
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︎ Nov 10 2020
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
If I poured root beer into a square glass,
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︎ Mar 29 2020
My girlfriend is the square root of - 100
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My girlfriend is like square root -100
A straight 10 but imaginary too
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I poured root beer into a square glass
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I pour my root beer into a square cup.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
I poured root beer into a squared glass...
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︎ Apr 13 2020
If I pour root beer into a square glass
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︎ Apr 11 2020
did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?
he wanted to transcend dental medication.
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︎ May 06 2020
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
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︎ Nov 18 2018
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