I put my root beer in a square glass
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I poured root beer in a square glass, now I have only beer
π︎ 88
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
A square-root
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︎ May 11 2020
I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Square root
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Square root? Or cube root?
π︎ 16
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︎ Jan 28 2020
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Finally found the square root
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︎ Dec 28 2017
Whatβs the square root of Orange Julius?
We donβt square roots here, we juice oranges. Get back to work!
π︎ 2
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Square root
π︎ 55
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︎ Apr 15 2019
Square roots
π︎ 31
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︎ Sep 10 2018
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
π︎ 64
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Square root
π︎ 36
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Son: Math sucks so much. My teacher wants me to find the square root of I Donβt Give a Crap.
Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Donβt Give Two Shits.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Square Roots
π︎ 25
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︎ Sep 10 2018
Today, my son learned about square roots. I was so shocked that I could only say one word:
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︎ May 27 2019
My wife said βYou canβt change the square-root of a negative.β
She said I couldnβt..... but i can.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
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︎ Jan 23 2019
LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer!
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︎ Jul 05 2018
Square root
π︎ 24
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︎ Oct 27 2017
Square Root (x-post r/pics)
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︎ Feb 01 2013
TIL the square root of Pai...
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︎ Dec 15 2017
What's the square root of pie?
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︎ Sep 12 2017
I put my root beer in a square glass
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︎ Nov 10 2020
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
π︎ 9k
π
︎ Nov 15 2019
My girlfriend is like square root -100
A straight 10 but imaginary too
π︎ 44
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︎ Sep 20 2020
My girlfriend is the square root of - 100
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
π︎ 38
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︎ Aug 22 2020
If I poured root beer into a square glass,
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︎ Mar 29 2020
I poured root beer into a square glass
π︎ 39
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
π︎ 74
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I pour my root beer into a square cup.
π︎ 4k
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︎ Oct 03 2018
If I pour root beer into a square glass
π︎ 18
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︎ Apr 11 2020
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
π︎ 926
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︎ Nov 18 2018
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.
π︎ 4
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass?
π︎ 5
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︎ Jun 15 2019
I poured my root beer into a square cup
π︎ 16
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?
What do you get when you pour root beer in a square glass?
You get beer
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︎ Sep 19 2018
βDad, I donβt know the square root of sixteen.β
π︎ 7
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︎ Jan 15 2018
What do you get when you pour root beer in a square cup?
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︎ Oct 05 2015
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