In The Matrix, Neo's mother was good at addition

She knew how to carry The One

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My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.

I just dodged a bullet.

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A Bug in The Matrix
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Chicken Matrix
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👤︎ u/Kauntest
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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In the Matrix, flat-chested women enslaved by the machines for their bio-electricity are literally AA batteries.

Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.

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👤︎ u/jeremyntan
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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Why did the machines in The Matrix use humans instead of horses or cows?

Moo-pheus and Neigh-O.

(Original joke, but afterwards did a search and found Moo-pheus had already been referenced.)

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Aug 24 2016
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What is The Matrix...?

When I was about 15, I asked my parents if I could see "The Matrix." At that time, if I asked to see an R-rated movie, the rule was we waited till it came to video (yes, at the time it was videotapes) and my parents would watch it first without me to decide if they were comfortable with me watching it.

They watched it, and the next day, my dad asked me what I thought The Matrix was- I said it was some kind of group of cops or something that could do cool aerial fighting moves.

He said, "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... You have to see it for yourself."

For those who are unfamiliar, this is exactly the line used by one of the main characters when he introduces the concept of The Matrix.

No one? Just me? I thought it was funny. Oh well.

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👤︎ u/jjk35
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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Get it..!?😂
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What do you call a male dominatrix?

Domino

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👤︎ u/KuraiBaka
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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It makes sense that the Wachowskis are both transgender women.

How would you make the matrix without trans sisters?

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Chemistry Pun

Context: I am in a chemistry class where we are analyzing amounts of mercury in fish sample matrix that is not reaching the conditions for analysis.

Joke: You can tuna fish, but you can't tuna Mercury matrix.

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👤︎ u/Skarrro
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