Rock pun

How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterx0028
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Best rock puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacey-spice
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Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyae3671
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumbagClub
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Rock solid pun
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We will we will rock you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoPilWorcK
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The rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
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Thanks for getting me 100 karma! U rock!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rainstorm_9000
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What kind of rocks are sour?

Limestone! This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnkirk
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Why did The Rock break up with his girlfriend?

Because she took him for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
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A rock I saw on my walk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamatuzi2
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Gain The Rock Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DunkieMcBuckets
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Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?

Because there a littler meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Geology rocks ...

but geography is where it’s at!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypertonica
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At a rock concert one time, I saw a girl with a gold spiked necklace.

I thought β€œwow, that’s pretty metal.”

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Daughter: Dad, I have a crush on The Rock

Dad: Keep at it! You will eventually wind up with a diamond !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

It’s just a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Viennese school of rock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresentCode
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Walked by a house with a broken window and a sign in the window saying "don't rock the boat".

Looks like somebody rocked your house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeablies1
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I finally found it .. Rock Bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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I’m not addicted to prog rock...

I just like the Rush, sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcrose89
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What did the geologist say when he collected 69 rocks?

Gneiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_Muffins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Now this is Classic Rock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rlaff5
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What is red, green and eats rocks?

>!The red-green rock eater!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bawserlol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?

They’re a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kswenning
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Why is a rock that fell from the sky more delicious than one you find on the ground?

It’s meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passlake
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I was once asked what my favorite rock is.

I'm still andesited.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcanepunster
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Did you hear about the rock star who broke a 13 year old out of jail?

Bruce Springsteen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
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I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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A group of owls decided to form a rock band...

They're called The Whoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skiinghobbit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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How do diamond companies get away with selling useless rocks and remain successful?

They mined their own business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slizzler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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I’m lichen these rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chapsley
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I wanted to throw this cool rock I found

But it was too hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mayoandbutter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Today someone has stolen a rock which measures 1760 yards in length.

That must be some kind of milestone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suave_Sidd
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Bed Rock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
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Dads get their rocks off on AB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stone_in_NC
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Rock bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_THIS_NUMBERS
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What rock group has four guys that don't sing?

Mt. Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkDG
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Why do moon rocks taste better than earth rocks?

It's just a little meteor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ch57113
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Geology rocks and all but Geography is where it’s at

I’m sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmDxniel
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Did you hear about the new Office rock band?

It's led by frontman Excel Rows

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How do you call a Middle-Earth herb that grows on Rivendell rocks?

>!Elvish Parsley.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bomsusik
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If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,

They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'

Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
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This pun rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/niffum_duts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Really excited to be going to this rock concert, I'd love to crowdsurf but I'm slightly concerned

I might get a bit carried away.

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Never drop a volcano rock on your foot...

...You'll Krakatoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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A dude was wondering why a rock was getting bigger

Then it hit him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjacosta318
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I replaced my cats litter with pop rocks to scare the shit out of her

Litterally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenpaiRemling
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Rock - Paper - Scissors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DooleyMTV
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Rock and roll. . .

Or what ever comes first ;)

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If you discipline your Rock, does that mean you hit rock bottom?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy2847
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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The Rock is meaty

But when he falls from the sky he's meatier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Limestone is a great rock.

Don’t take it for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owolff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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How do you discipline your pet rock?

you hit rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mabelloe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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The members of my favorite rock band all have leprosy

Their band is called Def Leper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Augerbine_Man
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Unless they wanted to be a rock star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oknopesookok
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My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.

Because they were always having sax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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How does a rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Dwayne β€œthe rock” Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ascoolas77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Rock & Roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Do you know why I love rocks?

They’re very sedimental to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpetsnazUnit18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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My pet rock ran away

My fault, I took him for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"

Edit: get consent people

"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asbestos_fingers
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I was doing some work in the garden and tripped over a rock.

Damn it, I soiled myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daintyoaktree
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Did you hear the Rock's career is suffering?

I guess it's really going down the Dwayne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pedahzur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I collect rocks, and recently I found a rock that was 1760 yards long

What a milestone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bargain-Ninja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Has anyone read how cringy these rock jokes are by paradox? Truly magnificent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dsarker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Rock-climbing is not for the timid. In fact, merely being a little brave is not enough.

You need to be boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avatar_ZW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands

You could say I've got an appetite for destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinoxal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What did the caveman cat say when a rock fell on his foot?

Me-ow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your_second_mum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATX_Stig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Rock Speakers?

I asked my kids if you can play jazz through these.

https://i.imgur.com/qXakERv.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pastalover1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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The road sign said β€œWatch for Falling Rocks”

I checked the time and thought, β€œOk fine, but I only have 5 minutes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forresbj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Which four man rock group has never released an album?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlbettertalk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Do you know the worst part about books on rock climbing?

Too many cliffhangers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoodieninja86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Szeen_R
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Rock hard dudes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jankovskijr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My wife asked me to introduce our kids to the 90s rock I grew up on.

I told her sure but some of it is Garbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobsaid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Those rocks though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/frostypeace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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If you play rock, paper, scissors on a treadmill, always choose paper.

Everyone knows you don't run with scissors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roivas14
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

A lot of people take them for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.

Must be some kind of milestone.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What's a mathematician's favorite classic rock song?

Carry On My Wayward Sum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndemerson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got... imgur.com/6U2uZqz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeteAllan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benign_Banjo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Geology rocks but geography is where it's at
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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How does the rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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How does the rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Geology rocks

But geography is where it's at

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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How does a rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retailgiant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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How does a rock pee?

It Dwaynes it’s Johnson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BosscoreGaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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