Rock puns

I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world

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Rock pun

How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterx0028
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Best rock puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacey-spice
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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Wii Wheel Rock You!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
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Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyae3671
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumbagClub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Sorry....πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_aPOKalipto_
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Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...

debillatated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stroger
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What kind of rocks are sour?

Limestone! This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnkirk
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I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...

Sometimes they take this schist for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
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My dad trained his dog to sniff rocks and bark when it found a fossil.

It's a trained barkeologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
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This console rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/g8ed_manual
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Till death do us rock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs1104666
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Straight, neat, or on the rocks?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Jockstrap
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Rock solid pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
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Where do chains go to rock out?

Linkin Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simple-fire
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My wife told me she is thinking about selling Egyptian rocks.

It sounds like a pyramid scheme to me

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What did the rock say to the flower ok bloomer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GemApples
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We will we will rock you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoPilWorcK
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The rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
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Thanks for getting me 100 karma! U rock!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rainstorm_9000
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What is the electrician's favorite rock band?

I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquaRegia
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Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.

He was pretty sedimental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwimmingNaked
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Medusa made men rock hard

And not only the men, but the women and the children too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beshisaurus
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What do you call a manipulative rock band?

The controlling stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Does spanking Dwayne Johnson count as hitting 'the Rock' bottom?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catman_antistar
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I’m not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks.

It helps me speak boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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What is the most wanted criminal rock?

Basalt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylohhastaken
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Why did The Rock break up with his girlfriend?

Because she took him for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyquill
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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My wife insists that I go with her whenever she shops for igneous rock containing quartz and feldspar.

Sometimes I think she takes me for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
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Is the anime good? I dunno but the manga rocks.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayavaron
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A rock I saw on my walk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamatuzi2
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How does paper beat a rock?

even the united states military had a hard time winning against a rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanlgraham
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Here's how you know you've really hit rock bottom.

When you slap a marble statue on the butt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
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Fidelity just announced a retirement plan for Rock β€˜n Rollers

It’s called the David Lee Roth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demaionewton
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I have a very well groomed garden ornament that perpetually rocks back and forth in perfect rhythm

It's a metro-gnome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
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Rock climbing isn't for me

I just can't get the hang of it. Maybe if I was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
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Gain The Rock Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DunkieMcBuckets
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Why does a moon rock taste better then an earth rock?

Because there a littler meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
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Geology rocks ...

but geography is where it’s at!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypertonica
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I asked my friend who is a major in Geology, what is the most expensive rock in the world?

He replied Dwayne Johnson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebadger96
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I finally found it .. Rock Bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
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At a rock concert one time, I saw a girl with a gold spiked necklace.

I thought β€œwow, that’s pretty metal.”

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Viennese school of rock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresentCode
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Daughter: Dad, I have a crush on The Rock

Dad: Keep at it! You will eventually wind up with a diamond !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
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Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock?

It’s just a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Now this is Classic Rock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rlaff5
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What did the geologist say when he collected 69 rocks?

Gneiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_Muffins
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Walked by a house with a broken window and a sign in the window saying "don't rock the boat".

Looks like somebody rocked your house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeablies1
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Why do space rocks taste better than earth rocks?

They’re a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kswenning
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What is red, green and eats rocks?

>!The red-green rock eater!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bawserlol
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I’m not addicted to prog rock...

I just like the Rush, sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcrose89
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Why is a rock that fell from the sky more delicious than one you find on the ground?

It’s meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passlake
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Rock bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_THIS_NUMBERS
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I’m lichen these rocks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chapsley
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I was once asked what my favorite rock is.

I'm still andesited.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcanepunster
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Did you hear about the rock star who broke a 13 year old out of jail?

Bruce Springsteen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
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I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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How do diamond companies get away with selling useless rocks and remain successful?

They mined their own business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slizzler
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Bed Rock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
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A group of owls decided to form a rock band...

They're called The Whoo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skiinghobbit
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Dads get their rocks off on AB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stone_in_NC
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I wanted to throw this cool rock I found

But it was too hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mayoandbutter
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Today someone has stolen a rock which measures 1760 yards in length.

That must be some kind of milestone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suave_Sidd
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What rock group has four guys that don't sing?

Mt. Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinkDG
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Rock - Paper - Scissors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DooleyMTV
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Geology rocks and all but Geography is where it’s at

I’m sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImmDxniel
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Did you hear about the new Office rock band?

It's led by frontman Excel Rows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argash
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How do you call a Middle-Earth herb that grows on Rivendell rocks?

>!Elvish Parsley.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bomsusik
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This pun rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/niffum_duts
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A dude was wondering why a rock was getting bigger

Then it hit him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mjacosta318
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I replaced my cats litter with pop rocks to scare the shit out of her

Litterally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenpaiRemling
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If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,

They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'

Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
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Really excited to be going to this rock concert, I'd love to crowdsurf but I'm slightly concerned

I might get a bit carried away.

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Never drop a volcano rock on your foot...

...You'll Krakatoa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headexpl0dy
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If you discipline your Rock, does that mean you hit rock bottom?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy2847
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Rock and roll. . .

Or what ever comes first ;)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Picture with Dwayne The Rock Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomedude101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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The Rock is meaty

But when he falls from the sky he's meatier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
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Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"

Edit: get consent people

"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asbestos_fingers
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Limestone is a great rock.

Don’t take it for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owolff
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Dwayne β€œthe rock” Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ascoolas77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Rock & Roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mear
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How does a rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Unless they wanted to be a rock star
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oknopesookok
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Do you know why I love rocks?

They’re very sedimental to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpetsnazUnit18
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My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.

Because they were always having sax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Where do chains go to rock out?

Linkin Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simple-fire
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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Geology rocks but geography is where it's at
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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How do you discipline your pet rock?

you hit rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mabelloe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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How does the rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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How does the rock pee?

He Dwaynes his Johnson.

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