Rock puns
I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world
Rock pun
How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.
Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)
Geology rocks.
But geography is where it’s at.
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...
What do you call a geologist who stares at rocks all day?
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"
Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"
What do you call rocks that give bad advice?
Dad, what's this rock? That's leverite...
We will, we will rock you!
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?
Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
The rock was cooking but forgot the ketchup.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....
Why do people take rocks for granited?
I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Why didn’t the geologist care about his foliated metamorphic rock?
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
The Rock announced that he, his wife, and their 2 daughters have recovered from Covid.
They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what he was cooking.
How does The Rock introduce himself
When more & more people say “you’re my rock”....
You start feeling like gravel.
Those puns are rock solid.
Son, I love you, and I think you rock
But I promise I will never take you for Granite again
I saw a hipster rock today.
It said it was lava before it was cool.
A rock's father gave him a family heirloom
It held sedimentary value
Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?
He wasn't "granite" permission.
Why is moon rock tastier than earth rock?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
Geology rocks
But geography is where it's at
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