Rock puns

I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world

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Rock pun

How do you wish a rocker good night? Sweet drums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterx0028
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Best rock puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacey-spice
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my little Rock Band
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Why does a space rock taste nicer than an earth rock?

It’s a little meteor.

(Not a dad. But I told this to my dad and he approved)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkyrieAssassin1
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Geology rocks.

But geography is where it’s at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prollyonthepot
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Why is moon rock tastier than earth rock?

It's a little meteor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michealdesanto
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I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.

It was my climb-it change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarterLawler
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My record collection includes Bruce Springsteen, John Cougar Mellencamp, and Tom Petty. It’s almost a full Heartland Rock set...

Close, but no Seger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theRiverknows86
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What do you call a geologist who stares at rocks all day?

A stoner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Grizzly on the rocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyAssassin99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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It's a hard rock life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Which element is a member of famous rock band?

Hg

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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Says to the bartender "i'll have a whiskey..................on the rocks, please" bartender asks "whats with the big pause?"

Grizzly looks perplexed and replies "Ive had them all my life"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carr3iroh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call rocks that give bad advice?

The Trolling Stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Dad, what's this rock? That's leverite...

Leverite there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UNHelicopters69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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We will, we will rock you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wanjirahope
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Remember the band that did that rock cover of β€œwalk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?

Pharaohsmith.

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What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?

Band aid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowlegend551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why smart people don't rock (Credit: how.how)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The rock was cooking but forgot the ketchup.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrGonarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What's an owl's favorite rock band?

The Who

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.

They call themselves Ban Jovi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manly-Stanley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Wii Wheel Rock You!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I feel bad for pet rocks sometimes....

Why do people take rocks for granited?

I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoisapotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?

He was just arrested for Petty theft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aloiciousss
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why didn’t the geologist care about his foliated metamorphic rock?

He didn’t give a schist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PahderShameen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...

They appreciate feedback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyae3671
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?

Elvish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumbagClub
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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The Rock announced that he, his wife, and their 2 daughters have recovered from Covid.

They first suspected they had it when no one could smell what he was cooking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scooter_Dooder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Hit rock bottom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetCrap12e
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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How does The Rock introduce himself

Emma Stone

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These two robots rock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
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When more & more people say β€œyou’re my rock”....

You start feeling like gravel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirBal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Those puns are rock solid.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VloerTegels
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Son, I love you, and I think you rock

But I promise I will never take you for Granite again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ral_Supp0rt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I saw a hipster rock today.

It said it was lava before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidarino
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A rock's father gave him a family heirloom

It held sedimentary value

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditShaz420
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Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?

He wasn't "granite" permission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frogstomp420
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rtedith
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Geology rocks

But geography is where it's at

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
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