Minecraft Bedrock Edition
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnybrown3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Why sleep with a geologist?

Because they know what makes the bedrock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Why date a geologist?

Because they know what make the bedrock! πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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It's a hard rock life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Got my wife.

Back story: our kids get flintstone vitamins. She did grocery pick up today.

She got home and was frustrated that they were "flintstones with iron". To which I responded, "Iron? I assumed they would be made of bedrock!"

She did not appreciate it as much as I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marriedwithkids96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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I put a stone on my mattress

Now, it's bedrock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjtheporcupine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What’s the most comforting rock

Bedrock, duh...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Citydoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Help: geology-themed puns needed.

My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.

2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.

Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)

Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.

During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.

Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.

Thanks in advance!

Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allthedoll
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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Which scientists are really good at sex?

Geologists. They know how to make the bedrock.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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What do cavemen sleep on?

Bedrock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do Geologists sleep on?

Bedrock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeyLord_11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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