As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I was assaulted with a bag of soil

But I can't go to the cops cause they got dirt on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WA9ACE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_user9901
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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For years I've suspected my wife of adding soil to my garden. When I asked her about it, she just shrugged.

The plot thickens...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scootymcpuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.

It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrEpicGamerMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I went to the library to get a book about soil

but they only have one copy, and it was already out on loam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsolarz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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NASA’s new rover, Insight, is supposed to tell us about Mars’ soil composition and about what’s underneath the surface of Mars..

So technically, Insight’s purpose is to give us insight about what’s not IN SIGHT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RLU763
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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My girlfriend didn't want me to carry in a heavy bag of soil while it was snowing.

"You'll slip and fall." She said.

I replied "Don't worry, the soil will keep me planted."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeKefka
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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10 bags of soil for $15! That's dirt cheap!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason_Eli11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I was writing a story when I noticed that someone had added soil to my garden

β€œAnd so the plot thickens...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicken-littler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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I grabbed a treebranch and threw it in the air.When it landed it lodged itself into the soil perpendicular to the ground.

I knew it would stick the landing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amotthejoker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Bought my mother in law some potting soil at Walmart.

She asked how much it was. I said "Don't worry, it was dirt cheap."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayoulean
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I work in a bar. Today a lady looked at our wine list, bad-mouthed the soil the grapes grew in, and tried to get us to discount her bill.

I said, "You pay full price, ma'am. We don't negotiate with terroirists."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lcblangdale
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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How can a DJ combat soil acidification?

Drop the Base!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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Saw my wife adjusting the top soil while gardening.

Me: This looks like a great detective novel.

Her: What?

You: You know. The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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What do you call it when a tree betrays its own soil?

Treeson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsilbert1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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Found a great deal on potting soil for my garden

Store had it selling for dirt-cheap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its_Ackbar
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2015
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Someone has been sneaking into my garden and adding top soil...

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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As I suspected someone’s been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imawkwardtrash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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As I suspected, someone's been adding soil in my yard

The plot thickens.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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It’s just as I suspected, someone’s been adding soil to my garden

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CtrlSodapop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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As I suspected someone's been adding soil to my garden....

The plot thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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I just found out someone has been adding soil to my garden.....

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synergy_synner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...

The Plot Thickens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The--Fonz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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