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/r/puNSFW (pronounced "pUnsafe for work")
While watching Harry Potter once, I said to my Dad “I wonder what the Hogwarts version of a dirty magazine would be” as Harry was rooting through his chest of things.
Without skipping a beat he said “Whorelocks.”
Saw pile of dirty dishes and my teen buried in her phone…
Hey, if you have time to TEEN, you have time to clean!
She was horrified, but wife was amused. Win win.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that just got a boob job?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
I just heard a dirty joke about oil drilling.
I asked my dad for a dirty joke
And he told me to go roll in the mud
You're in a dirty fistfight against a gang of circus performers. Who do you take down first to weaken the whole team?
The alarm clock may be bulky, dirty, and poorly designed
But it's what's on the inside that counts.
The guy from dirty jobs is so talented!
In addition to his handiwork he has a really cool hidden talent. It’s almost like a superpower. With just the simplest gesture he can turn anything scalding hot. We call it the Mike Rowe wave.
My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
I felt uncomfortable with my wife giving me dirty looks in public
So I had to ask her to clean her glasses
I finally watched Dirty Dancing for the first time.
I had the time of my life.
What do you call dirty pickles?
I just shaved my beard off but left behind a big ol dirty moustache
I have a dirty story about a couple of chickens in a motel room...
It's just two fowl to discuss
Here’s a really dirty joke....
A white horse fell in mud
A roofer was decapitated today while telling a dirty joke to his co-worker
I'm not sure what the joke was, but somebody should get his head out of the gutter.
She get her hand dirty to save us all !!
Why do sinners always have such dirty shoes?
Because their soles are unclean.
What did our lord and savior do when He noticed the temple floor was dirty?
You guys wanna hear a dirty joke
So little jimmy was playing in some mud and he had to take a bath
Wannna hear a dirty joke
A kid fell in a mud puddle.
To my dirty English teacher whose home I walked through...
There was a lot of literature house.
What do you call an electric oven that always gets dirty?
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty.
They’re my last re-shorts!
How do you get rid of someone’s dirty thoughts?
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
What do you call it when you get dirty on the Millennium Falcon?
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I’ll see myself out...
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
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