Grimey

Grimes: Do you ever notice that X Γ† A-12 doesn’t have that distinct baby smell? Elon: Yea, he’s got a certain musk to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-filipino
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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We had an IDEA...

Back a few decades, I was working in a program with a local college in the Middle East.

The name of the program for ExPats has the clever acronym of "IDEA" (hey, I said it was clever); which stands for "Inter-Departmental Educational Adjunct". It's interdepartmental because my particular specialty not only covers field geology but also paleontology and a bit of archeology thrown in for good measure. Everyone hopes to have a good IDEA...

ahem...

Well, we saddle up and head for the Dune Sea out in the west of the country, where the Precambrian, Cambrian, Silurian, Cretaceous, Pliocene, Pleistocene, and Holocene crop out and access is relatively easy and non-injurious.

Well, we caravan out, some 30 Land Cruisers, Nissan patrol, and the odd Mitsubishi Galloper strong. We all get our maps, compasses and split up into 5 or 6 special interest groups ("SIG's"); where each IDEA has his own GPS and LIDAR laser ranging apparatus. Reason being, that there are very few benchmarks out in the des

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why did the warden give laundry soap to departing prisoners?

As a detergent against future grime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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Any The Walking Dead fans watch tonight?

Rick Grimes just keeps killing it at the dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiedid05
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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Dad jokes courtesy of the walking dad.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/greatest-dad-jokes-from-rick-grimes

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