If he don’t love you anymore, just walk your slime ass out the door...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoistino
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.

So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtherUnameInShop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Pun:

One guy asked: Is it safe to eat slime? The other guy said: Goo gullit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYellowBears
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Ghost Comic 1 imgur.com/jd2PTv7
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2015
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What did the St. Louis police say when they couldn't arrest a man placing snails on people?

It's about slime we caught this Louisville slugger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_three_bolth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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What would you call the leader of a country run by Nickelodeon?

The Slime Minister (I'm sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RationalGerm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Watching the kids choice sports awards when

Two guys show with these big guns ready to fire out into the crowd! This kid asks if they are slime cannons, I said no, they're t-shirt cannons!

My girlfriend turns around and says nah its Nick Cannon..

I'm just surprised I didn't say it before she did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnMcNutInMyButt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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