A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.

I think it was Scampoo.

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👤︎ u/deceze
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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If you think about it, we all put fake excrement in our hair

Sham-poo

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📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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If you die of obstipation what quantity of your body weight consists of excrement?

One turd

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👤︎ u/boetzie
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call it when a rooster draws excrement?

Cock-A-Doodle-Poo

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📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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What kind of mint makes your breath smell worse?

Excrement

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