Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the utter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chichard1
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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow's got the udder!

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What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer

The former is a latter and the latter is a former

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterT12
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Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillycheesedawg
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Pavlov is sitting at the bar, drinking a beer, when suddenly the phone rings. β€œOh shit!” he yells, jumping off the stool.

β€œI forgot to feed the dog!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
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Perfect Stool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaherty2011
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Their doctor actually has a stool sample.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UniversalRealm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Using "step" stools to walk.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
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What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor imgur.com/3jAlX9q
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadSpawner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I just watched my coworker on top of a step stool, trying to fix a lightbulb.

He was climbing the corporate ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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The doctor told me to have my stool examined

I didn't give a shit.

The lab wouldn't accept furniture anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ubertrashcat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My wife ordered a stool form an online retailer

Wife: "It is arriving tomorrow."

Me: "If you do not like it, can we return it within 30 days?"

Wife: "Yes, why do you ask?"

Me: "Does that make it a stool sample then?"

Wife: "..."

True story, including her lack of enthusiasm for my obviously excellent sense of humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbrown705
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Wow, that’s really high up there. I’m going to need either a ladder or a step stool.

And I prefer the latter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littleallred008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I refuse to submit a stool sample to my doctor

I just don't give a shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_zero_bandit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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It took me $200 to get my stool sample checked at the clinic.

That shit was expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Did you hear about the dad that brought his doctor a stool sample?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShortBusRadio
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What's brown and sits on a piano stool?

Beethoven's final movement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why does a stool for milking cows only have three legs?

The cow has the udder one. (Knee slap)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodycrabs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I just found out that the stool sample test my doctor recommended is going to cost me $200.

That shit is expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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A guy at a bar asked "are you using all these stools?"

I asked, "What? Are you conducting a stool sample?"

He walked away, no words.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

(My dad just pulled this one out on us.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentxem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2016
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Doctor asked for a stool sample
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πŸ‘€︎ u/digdilem
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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My doctor told me that my stool is too dark

But I don't know why he's taking an interest in my interior decoration choices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nafetsg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I brought a miniature stool to my doctors appointment.

I still don't know why he wanted a stool sample.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Why did the dad give away every stool in his house?

Because he was donating them to chair-ity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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A grasshopper hops into a bar, hops on a bar stool, and the bartender says, β€œHey, we got a drink named after you.”

The grasshopper responds, β€œNorman?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadyood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why did milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder (other).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepobv
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My mom bought my dad a new step stool

He told her it can try all it wants but it'll never be his real stool.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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I added a "bookshelf" to a stool.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Commander
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Do you know why milking stools have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Tyrion Lannister tends to gamble his meat and mead while sitting on tall stool...

That way the steaks are higher.

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My girlfriend was trying to reach something high in a cupboard. I asked if she had the choice between a step-stool or something taller...

...would she chose the latter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Please_Disregard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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Stool Sample
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandasaurusSex
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Stool Samples imgur.com/7rLPoiL
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Tut and Groan: Caught Between Two Stools tutandgroan.com/caught-be…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tutandgroan
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My 5 year old son went out to the kitchen, gets the step stool, and sets it up in the middle of the living room...

I'm sitting here on the couch watching him run back and forth across the room while he makes race car noises. After a few minutes, I ask him what he's doing.

He replies, "I'm passing stool!"

...What have I created?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayDee240
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2016
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What does a selfish stool need to learn?

He must chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xx_das_shame_xx
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I finally got around to taking down my Christmas lights. My son asked if I wanted to use the ladder or the step-stool.

I told him I'd prefer the latter, but he brought me the ladder.

This joke sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyrannosaurus-WRX
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Had to give a stool sample

Went in to the docs office and told them I wanted to talk shit.

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Stool sample (x-post /r/funny) imgur.com/a/Ceuom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iddress
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Why do milking stools have three legs (version 2)

Because it would fall over if it only had two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doubleUsee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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Stool sample imgur.com/a8cfRiN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reifdog
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We Went Shopping for Tall Bar Stools....

..random older guy walks buy, "My, that's a high chair."

I LOL'd and told him he Dad joked me good!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iced_TeaFTW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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My girlfriends uncle is keeping a stool sample for some reason.

http://imgur.com/LJ3xoOw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stfuasshat
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