Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
It seems my ability to make puns…
…has just groan over time.
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
I try so hard to make puns
But it's always a dad joke
when life gives you lemons, make puns!
I don’t usually make puns about dividing numbers...
But I will make one if I halve two.
The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
How do you call a rabbit that make puns?
Graphics make puns so much better
Inspirobot makes puns now
How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.
I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, “Aluminum!” I responded, “Can it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”
I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.
Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.
I like to make puns about the noble gasses...
But they rarely seem to get a reaction...
Why can't Beethoven make puns?
He's dead and it's not his forte
This is how you make neon geen.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad
He don’t come around here no more
I tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.
Don’t ever make Sodium angry.
Otherwise you’ll be charged with aggravating a salt.
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
I wanted to make a sodium joke
I make money by selling simple sandwiches
Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it...
What sex position makes the ugliest babies?
After getting my wife pregnant with my second child, my daughter asked me why Barbie doesn’t make a pregnant Barbie.
I told her it was because Ken came in another box.
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
How does Jesus make his Coffee?
Yall make fun of dad jokes. But they are the only sfw jokes around.
Seriously the workplace is becoming dangerous. One wrong joke and your HR dpt will hate you. Dad jokes are innocuous, very safe.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
How does a penguin make his house?
How does Moses make his tea?
Do my dough puns make you cringe?
That's the yeast of my concerns
I make puns
Does that make me a pundit?
I don’t usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.