Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
It seems my ability to make punsβ¦
β¦has just groan over time.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.
Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
In these dark times, itβs important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
I try so hard to make puns
But it's always a dad joke
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︎ Jul 28 2020
when life gives you lemons, make puns!
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I donβt usually make puns about dividing numbers...
But I will make one if I halve two.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
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︎ May 24 2020
How do you call a rabbit that make puns?
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Graphics make puns so much better
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Inspirobot makes puns now
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︎ Jul 15 2019
How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?
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︎ May 25 2019
Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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︎ Jan 10 2018
My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.
I wasnβt feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, βAluminum!β I responded, βCan it! My plans have been foiled and Iβm not in the mood to scrap.β
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︎ Dec 24 2018
I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.
Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.
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︎ Jul 24 2018
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︎ Jun 29 2016
I like to make puns about the noble gasses...
But they rarely seem to get a reaction...
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︎ Dec 16 2013
Why can't Beethoven make puns?
He's dead and it's not his forte
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︎ Jun 26 2008
This is how you make neon geen.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...
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︎ Dec 27 2020
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad
He donβt come around here no more
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Donβt ever make Sodium angry.
Otherwise youβll be charged with aggravating a salt.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I wanted to make a sodium joke
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I make money by selling simple sandwiches
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus
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︎ Jan 09 2021
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What sex position makes the ugliest babies?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
After getting my wife pregnant with my second child, my daughter asked me why Barbie doesnβt make a pregnant Barbie.
I told her it was because Ken came in another box.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
How does Jesus make his Coffee?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Yall make fun of dad jokes. But they are the only sfw jokes around.
Seriously the workplace is becoming dangerous. One wrong joke and your HR dpt will hate you. Dad jokes are innocuous, very safe.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
How do you make an octopus laugh?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
How does a penguin make his house?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
How does Moses make his tea?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Do my dough puns make you cringe?
That's the yeast of my concerns
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I make puns
Does that make me a pundit?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I donβt usually make puns about fractions...
But I will make one if I halve two.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
I don't normally make puns about fractions...
But I will if I halve two.
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