Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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It seems my ability to make puns…

…has just groan over time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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So I used to have an interest in coloring fabrics, but I decided to make puns instead.

Basically, if I couldn't make puns, I'd dye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicoddeffect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.

You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwahJooz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I try so hard to make puns

But it's always a dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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when life gives you lemons, make puns!
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I don’t usually make puns about dividing numbers...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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How do you call a rabbit that make puns?

Bugs Punny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikkel1508
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Graphics make puns so much better
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rlaff5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Inspirobot makes puns now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darthgalaxo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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How to make puns in English as a non native speaker?

I was just pundering...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaHelixDev
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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How to make puns like Liza Koshy...in 30 seconds youtu.be/ToFsN3ibrBA
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My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.

I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, β€œAluminum!” I responded, β€œCan it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MariahYM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I hate it when people say I can't make puns about Mediterranean islands.

Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eran-of-Arcadia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Filipinos make puns for each day of June. imgur.com/a/8e4hE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imstarlordman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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I like to make puns about the noble gasses...

But they rarely seem to get a reaction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kawww
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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Why can't Beethoven make puns?

He's dead and it's not his forte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeirOfGrief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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Only asses make puns on reddit reddit.com/info/6p2jb/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffualo
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This is how you make neon geen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I told my brother ten jokes to make him laugh...

No pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubres
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?

You add spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itz_timu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad

He don’t come around here no more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theichel24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork

But nobody saw it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What do you call a reptile who makes financially wise decisions?

An INVESTigator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bronzeaardvark
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New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.

Ibuprofane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toilet_King_101
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Don’t ever make Sodium angry.

Otherwise you’ll be charged with aggravating a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...

Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I wanted to make a sodium joke

But then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I make money by selling simple sandwiches

It's my bread and butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrZxAlan
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Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.

That way you start 2021 on the right foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyRecon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.

If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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One to make you scratch your pool noodle

Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.

Lifeguard: What ya got there?

Me: Hummus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joel_sopp
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What sex position makes the ugliest babies?

Ask your mom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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After getting my wife pregnant with my second child, my daughter asked me why Barbie doesn’t make a pregnant Barbie.

I told her it was because Ken came in another box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.

There is no cure.

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How does Jesus make his Coffee?

Hebrews it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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Yall make fun of dad jokes. But they are the only sfw jokes around.

Seriously the workplace is becoming dangerous. One wrong joke and your HR dpt will hate you. Dad jokes are innocuous, very safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Truly-Spooky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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How does a penguin make his house?

Igloos it.

(He glues it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkchopz-
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexybeast8209
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Do my dough puns make you cringe?

That's the yeast of my concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajinib
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I make puns

Does that make me a pundit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecataclysmo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I don’t usually make puns about fractions...

But I will make one if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I don't normally make puns about fractions...

But I will if I halve two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HXCg4m3r
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