Don't get pun , help me

"Have you ever eaten wrong honey?" "No?" "Boooo"

I don't get it help me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blizzarga
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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get punned
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicyNapkin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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get punned grayusername
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wrongsphere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Not everyone gets puns

https://preview.redd.it/g0gjwn1qzuj21.png?width=783&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c86b36d20b5d6fb94d74051db7004966edc9591

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murielbing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Kleptomaniacs don't get puns...

They always take things literally.

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I would love to get paid to sleep.

It would be a dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly

Because communication is key

Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chizhi1234
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I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham boogers.

I know, I know, snot funny.

-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
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My sister didn't get my pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannahbeliever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Did you know garbage men don't get any training?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puddlejumpers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon, she’s gonna kill me.

...it’s a matter of wife or death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joepopp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?

.... because they’re full of anty bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finneagan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screen shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?

The no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makunahatata27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Circumsicion is when your foreskin gets

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudkipfan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...

She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "How about something to eat?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "What about some peanuts?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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When arguments get silly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xayoz306
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What do dogs get when their joints get sore?

Arf-ritis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lamecomment
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?

Electile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/portleycrue12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiguelBantu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?

Mail performance anxiety

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CzarcasmRules
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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How do trees get on a computer?

They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DIEHARD537
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a well, actually..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safiyah-l
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote

I guess nobody Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, don't open it!

It's SPAM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SludgePuncher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattOxi
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My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?

Asking for a friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days

I said it must be my weekend immune system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuxCassandra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why did the horse get a divorce

His wife and him werent in a stable relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlessedThree_2
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Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What do Londoners get for christmas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inukshuk7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?

More bang for your buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torpedorex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27
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Asked my wife how many diapers I should get

A shitload

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
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What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZigZagAlien
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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don’t, you get down from a goose

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What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?

A slowpoke!

*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wqiu_f1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?

The rest were not E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high

Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis907kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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I asked my Dad if gay people should get married and he said,

"Haven't they suffered enough?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChangeNew389
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

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