Don't get pun , help me
"Have you ever eaten wrong honey?"
"No?"
"Boooo"
I don't get it help me
Not everyone gets puns
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Kleptomaniacs don't get puns...
They always take things literally.
I would love to get paid to sleep.
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
My sister didn't get my pun
Did you know garbage men don't get any training?
They just pick things up as they go along.
My girlfriend says if we don’t get married soon, she’s gonna kill me.
...it’s a matter of wife or death.
Why don’t ant colonies ever get sick?
.... because they’re full of anty bodies
How does a computer get drunk?
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham
Circumsicion is when your foreskin gets
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10." But what I still don’t get is why...
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
An anteater walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Can I get you a drink?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "How about something to eat?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!" "What about some peanuts?" "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Frazzled, the bartender cries, "What's with the long no's!?"
What do dogs get when their joints get sore?
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
What did the nervous mailman get diagnosed with?
What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
Where do mansplainers get their water?
I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote
If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, don't open it!
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind.
My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."
"Stop eating caterpillars!"
How can I get someone to hang out with me, laugh at each other’s jokes, and maybe share some fun platonic experiences together throughout our lives?
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days
I said it must be my weekend immune system
Why did the horse get a divorce
His wife and him werent in a stable relationship
Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
What do Londoners get for christmas?
What is it called when you get a discount on explosives?
Asked my wife how many diapers I should get
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don’t, you get down from a goose
What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A slowpoke!
*a friend of mine told me this and I thought it would fit well here
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
Stoners are lighter, cause only balloons get high
Each time you light with a lighter, the lighter gets lighter untill the light so light that it will not light
I asked my Dad if gay people should get married and he said,
"Haven't they suffered enough?"
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
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