How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
A waiter asks the "How did you find your steak, Sir?"
Me: I just looked next to the mash potatoes and there it was!
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
When people find out I’m not a very good electrician
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
So you find the perfect Asian gal, you get up the courage to speak to her, you walk over and start small talk, you ask her name, and you find out...
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar
Why can you never find a hippo hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
There was a joke I wanted to share with my family but I can’t find it on here..
Why couldn’t the priest find his rosary?
Where should you go to find a date after you leave your ex?
Ngl I find it pretty funny
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
When I was digging through the wardrobe on the weekend, I managed to find a present for the kids that I wrapped in a box last year and forgot to give them. Bargain
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys
police find two teenagers eating and drinking fireworks and battery acid
one was let off and the other one was charged
How does a giraffe find a job?
When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
A guy walks into a bar to find pieces of meat hanging above him…
He asks the barman about it and the barman explains, “If you can jump up and hit one, you’ll get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round!”
The guy looks up and ponders for a minute then replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man
Guess they'll need to cast someone.
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she’s up to now.
I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"
I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
As this year is coming to a close, I find myself thinking about all the things I would have done differently.
Seems like I got 20/20 hindsight.
How am I supposed to find the Big Apple?
I don’t even know where the Minneapolis!
I can't find my limbo bar. Someone must have stolen it!
I mean, how low can you go?
I don't think I'll ever find a stable job
To be honest I'm not too comfortable around horses.
What did the well driller sing to his customers when he couldn't find water for them.
To whoever stole my microsoft account, I will find you...
Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are sick only on weekdays.
Me: It must be my weakened immune system.
How did you find your steak, sir?
Right next to the potatoes.
I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints