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︎ Nov 07 2019
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
You are lost in winter but find a cabin. You find it has a fireplace, a kerosene lamp and a stove, but you only have one match. What item in the cabin do you light first?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My boss said, βI find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.β
I said, βIt must be my weekend immune system.β
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Though I did find the color palate of this particular film rather surprising
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︎ Dec 19 2020
To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
A waiter asks the "How did you find your steak, Sir?"
Me: I just looked next to the mash potatoes and there it was!
Source: tedthestoner2.0.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
When people find out Iβm not a very good electrician
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︎ Jan 23 2021
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
So you find the perfect Asian gal, you get up the courage to speak to her, you walk over and start small talk, you ask her name, and you find out...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
A woman walks into a music shop and finds an album for 95 cents and pays for it with a dollar
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Why can you never find a hippo hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
There was a joke I wanted to share with my family but I canβt find it on here..
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why couldnβt the priest find his rosary?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Where should you go to find a date after you leave your ex?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Ngl I find it pretty funny
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
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︎ Jan 02 2021
When I was digging through the wardrobe on the weekend, I managed to find a present for the kids that I wrapped in a box last year and forgot to give them. Bargain
Can't wait to see their faces when they realize they have a puppy.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I was up all of last night, trying to find my keys
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︎ Dec 24 2020
police find two teenagers eating and drinking fireworks and battery acid
one was let off and the other one was charged
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︎ Jan 11 2021
How does a giraffe find a job?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A guy walks into a bar to find pieces of meat hanging above himβ¦
He asks the barman about it and the barman explains, βIf you can jump up and hit one, youβll get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round!β
The guy looks up and ponders for a minute then replies, βNah, the steaks are too high.β
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man
Guess they'll need to cast someone.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what youβre wading for...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I opened my radiator to find a lone insect, wearing sunglasses and a leather jecket. It said. "ayyyy!"
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
As this year is coming to a close, I find myself thinking about all the things I would have done differently.
Seems like I got 20/20 hindsight.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
How am I supposed to find the Big Apple?
I donβt even know where the Minneapolis!
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I can't find my limbo bar. Someone must have stolen it!
I mean, how low can you go?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I don't think I'll ever find a stable job
To be honest I'm not too comfortable around horses.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What did the well driller sing to his customers when he couldn't find water for them.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
To whoever stole my microsoft account, I will find you...
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are sick only on weekdays.
Me: It must be my weakened immune system.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
How did you find your steak, sir?
Right next to the potatoes.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Easy. Just look for fresh prints.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
How do you find Will Smith in snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Nov 17 2020
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