A new discovery
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👤︎ u/FatTonyBologna
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?

Because he was kept under wraps...

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Jan 15
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In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tries to Log a Rhythm.

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👤︎ u/Bunytou
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I made a discovery in my attic that my evil house is plotting against me...

I discovered the floor plans!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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A scientific discovery
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📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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Steven Hawking made lots of discoveries

He must have always been speechless

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👤︎ u/dankpenguin69
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Self discovery...

I'm going on a self discovery journey, trying to find my way and reason... Destination How-why.

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👤︎ u/poven100
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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👤︎ u/Raidenisme
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Shocking discoveries are made in youtube comments
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👤︎ u/sushi3443
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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The discovery of the shovel was ground breaking

Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled

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📅︎ Jan 22 2018
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The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs

gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles

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👤︎ u/bb-m
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.

Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse

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👤︎ u/MeDandas
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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The first person who dropped the Nokia 3310 made a ground breaking discovery.
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👤︎ u/TheDoge55545
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Watching The Discovery Channel, I learned which garden organism has the dirtiest job...

The Mike Rowe organism.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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The inventor of the calendar was so excited about his new discovery that he ran to his wife to tell her.

He said, “Your days are numbered!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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Fracking is a groundbreaking discovery
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👤︎ u/wellbehavedbitch
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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Venetian blinds were a really crucial discovery for humanity,

Because otherwise it would be curtains for all of us.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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One thing that the archaeological discoveries have taught us.

Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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I just made a ground-breaking discovery about jackhammers
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👤︎ u/KivanRocks101
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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Etymologists have recently announced the discovery of a new bee. What makes this bee unique is its ability to produce milk.

It will be called the boo-bee.

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👤︎ u/dimick1
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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What does a pirate scientist say when he makes a discovery?

Ah-haaaaaaaaaarrrrr

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👤︎ u/thiefoftime8
📅︎ Dec 11 2016
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Discovery channel dad joke

So we were watching the discovery channel and a short segment on whales comes on. During the ad break I yawn really loudly and explain that I'm just making whale noises. It's at this moment that my dad says "well you're doing very whale then!"

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God dammit dad

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👤︎ u/boomerangblom
📅︎ Mar 23 2014
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Discovery Channel's Dad Week

I was talking to my friends about shark week and one of them said that he felt like this year wasn't that great to which I responded "I know. It really jumped the shark". Everyone stared at me for about 45 seconds of horrible judgmental silence until one of my friends just said "Goddammit".

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👤︎ u/mikeyfreshh
📅︎ Aug 20 2014
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Did you know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tried to Log a Rhythm!

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👤︎ u/Bunytou
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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