Disclosure Puns

Moonster.

(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)

We’ve got all wordplay for all your seasonal needs. You’ll have so much fun, you’ll never want to leaf. Do You want puns that really only work this time of year? We gautumn!

(Okay but actually those are my only two. In the spirit of fall disclosure).

they were meander-thals. came up with it at work today. full disclosure: not a dad, but i'll be an uncle soon.

...right after you sign this naan disclosure agreement

They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

My Hero Macadamia (Nut) [Full disclosure that's my son's joke]

Amburgers & Wootbeer.

Full disclosure I hear this joke on "Stop Podcasting Yourself" all the time and it makes me laugh everytime.

This was part of my dinner last night.

Before they'd tell me their secret recipes, I had to sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement

Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.

Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!

Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.

he must have signed a Naan disclosure agreement

Bison!

Full disclosure: I'm not a dad, but my dad told me this joke and I think it will be appreciated here.

All the employees must sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

Full disclosure: it's the wurst.

I was getting my card ready to swipe, and the cashier said "strip facing me" and I said "you want me to do WHAT?" He nervously laughed and my wife was very disappointed in me.

Full disclosure: I am a dad

Full disclosure, I'm just a guy in his mid-20s - not a dad, though with my cheesy sense of humor I may as well be. Wanted to share one of my prouder examples of that today.

Anyways, a couple friends and I were visiting another friend out of town, and we'd been eating quite a bit on our trip (and not the healthiest stuff either). I randomly decided to weigh myself and found that I was 158 lbs, which was a bit alarming because I had just been around 150 a week or two prior.

Came downstairs and the topic of how much we'd been eating came up. I mentioned my weight of 158, and one of my friends went "Damn, how did that happen?" And I swear to god, without even thinking, this just came out:

"Well I was 150... and then I eight."

So I told her it was Greek for forever young. Constant teen. Full disclosure, I am a dad.

They're Catholic, you see.

(Full disclosure: I didn't come up with this one myself. I'm not dadly enough for that.)