I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
I celebrated 4/20 by filing my taxes
I used to sell filing cabinets to the mafia....
Back then I was involved in very organised crime!
GF: I just finished clipping my nails and now I'm filing them.
Me: Alphabetically or numerically?
What did the accountant say to the man who was filing for bankruptcy after using a lot of payday loans?
There is a lot of interest in your credit history.
The ACLU is filing suit against Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and a number of other social media sites.
Apparently, they all have a long history of profiling.
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
How do stoner couples file their taxes?
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITES😁
Stevie Wonder's wife just filed for divorce
He didn't see that coming at all
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
What is Robin's favorite file format?
Physician: So you’re telling me that you have an obsession with a certain file type in Microsoft Office?
What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?
Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?
Their ancestors are vi-kings.
After getting married, the woman filed for divorce the very next morning...........
Judge: "I don't understand, what happened?"
Woman: "I work in a pharmacy. I met him when he first came there last week and asked to purchase an X-X-X-X-L condom. That's when I thought, for a happy pleasureful life, I should get him to marry me before any other girls find out and lap him up."
Judge: "ok.... then? "
Woman: "I held my excitement all day thru the wedding, waiting for the night..... so at night when I my curiosity couldn't wait any longer........I found out something."
Judge: "what?"
Woman: "the Bastard has speech disorder.... he STAMMERS!!"
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.
What do you call an IT teacher who has an inappropriate relationship with a student?
How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?
What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
I used to file my nails...
But then I thought what’s the point in keeping them.
Why are audiophiles self-loathing?
They think audio files are inferior!
We once were questioning a perp who wouldn't say anything without his coarse file with cutting points instead of lines. After getting it, he immediately confessed...
The lions roar was so big that when I compressed it , it turned out to be a " .Rawr " file.
I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!
A man was found guilty as charged in a lawsuit filed by Netflix...
It was after a 30-day trial.
Why did the lawyer yell at his housekeeper?
I hurt my bottom after shaking it in the office
It was a twerk place injury.
What do you file when you're out of ideas?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I can’t seem to open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Why did the coffee file a police report
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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