Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
How do stoner couples file their taxes?
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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pedal file
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Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
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HOW DOES A FILE CONSUME MEMORY,IN TERA-BITESπ
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What is Robin's favorite file format?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
Itβs a Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Physician: So youβre telling me that you have an obsession with a certain file type in Microsoft Office?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Secret Files
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︎ Mar 02 2020
What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?
Their ancestors are vi-kings.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Me: Dude! Come with me to the storage! I organized all the philosophy theses into plastic boxes with hanging files!
Unimpressed Friend: So, Crates...
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︎ Sep 17 2020
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, donβt go snooping through their secret files.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?
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︎ May 01 2020
What happens to the files in my Dell laptop when I smash it with a hammer?
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I used to file my nails...
But then I thought whatβs the point in keeping them.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
We once were questioning a perp who wouldn't say anything without his coarse file with cutting points instead of lines. After getting it, he immediately confessed...
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︎ Jun 30 2020
The lions roar was so big that when I compressed it , it turned out to be a " .Rawr " file.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!
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︎ Dec 03 2019
File your nails man
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︎ Jan 12 2020
What do you file when you're out of ideas?
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︎ May 05 2020
I used Turbo Tax to file my taxes last year.
Iβll use a different service this year. I wasnβt really in to it.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
When sending files through email to my students I never send more than one per email
Soo they don't get two attached
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︎ Mar 17 2020
My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their marriage.
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
My wife emailed me the pictures of our first date together, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I have serious emotional attachment issues.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
Why did 1000000000000000 files get arrested?
Because it was a peta-file
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︎ Feb 21 2020
My boyfriend had this in his car...itβs a nail file
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Why did the pretzel file a police report?
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I canβt seem to open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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why did the coffee file a police report?
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︎ May 12 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report
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︎ Jan 06 2020
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldnβt open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged
^PS ^sorry ^if ^this ^has ^been ^used ^before
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What is the way two French dudes share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report?
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