What is the difference between your file cabinet and your kidney?
One is for your information; the other's for urine formation
My buddy sells office supplies, label makers, and file cabinets to the Mafia.
He is involved in very organized crime.
There was a break in at an office block recently. Many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
I used to sell filing cabinets to the mafia....
Back then I was involved in very organised crime!
Dad asked where I keep my hand files (tool)...
In the filing cabinet, of course.
I've been son-joked
I brought my son in to my office the other day, and he asked me why my filing cabinet had such a big lock on it.
"That's where I keep all my secret files," I replied.
"Ohh," he said, "So, then the stuff on the top drawer must be top secret."
