Drawer Puns

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🎶"Give me three forks,

Give me three forks sweetie,

Give me three forks from the drawer.

Give me three forks,

Give me three forks baby,

And I won't ask you for four." 🎵

I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say "Ow!"

I walked in and said "what happened?"

She said pointed to a drawer handle and said "I knee'd this"

I said, "Well, I can get you more"

I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.

It was dreadful.

That's armoire

It just feels nice to have all this power.

I just want her to come clean.

Because the steaks were high.

A bureau cat

I asked did she find a pair

She said "No,only apples"

And someone who paints cars is a carpenter.

It’s a high steaks situation.

Son: let’s do so...!

...done!

Now, where is my reward?

Dad: ...

All you can screw.

 

Actual dadjoke by my father.

Because he was too shelf-ish.

When my boss asked for my emergency contacts, I told him to open my drawer.

it will be my great sockrifice

Got down with the sock mess

Clothes.

http://i.imgur.com/EDbzzlW.jpg

There was a facebook post saying, "Everyone seems to have one of those drawers in their house where they just put all the random stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else. Post a picture of your junk drawer!"

So my dad took a picture of a pair of his boxers and posted it with the caption, "Here are the drawers where I keep my junk."

so I put all my socks into an old poster tube. Now all I have are tube socks!

Absolutely belting.

I just want her to come clean.