My girlfriend hit her knee on a drawer handle

I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say "Ow!"

I walked in and said "what happened?"

She said pointed to a drawer handle and said "I knee'd this"

I said, "Well, I can get you more"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsmith944
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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I found a drawer with my old watches in it and thought it might be fun to make a belt from them.

I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stompya
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08
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I once knew a hoarder who kept a drawer packed full of matted and tangled hair.

It was dreadful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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Wheeeen youuuu open the doors and you see lots of drawers

That's armoire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmartinator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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I love it when I restock the battery drawer

It just feels nice to have all this power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkovManiac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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I didn't want to organize my spice drawer...

But I figured I may as well do it while I have the Thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northern_cut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I left my drawers out...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGH406488
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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I suspect my maid is stealing money from my drawer, but she won’t admit to it.

I just want her to come clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I made a bicycle by folding up some paper in my desk drawer. It doesn't move though - it's a stationery bike.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call a cat sleeping in your dresser drawer?

A bureau cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gugalgirl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My kid couldn’t reach the bowl of meat on the top drawer

Because the steaks were high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowlywired
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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My wife was looking in the sock drawer

I asked did she find a pair

She said "No,only apples"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bartolgamimg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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A better name for an inflatable sex doll is β€œwhore in a drawer”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mdgt_Pope
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Drawer Full of Memories gfycat.com/DefiantLimping…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Someone who draws is a drawer

And someone who paints cars is a carpenter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerzid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A cow got into my edibles drawer.

It’s a high steaks situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J-notter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Dad: if you can write drawer in reverse you get reward, okay? ;)

Son: let’s do so...!

...done!

Now, where is my reward?

Dad: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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It's time to do laundry when ain't got drawers in your drawers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Guess what my father calls his miscellaneous screw drawer.

All you can screw.

 

Actual dadjoke by my father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PheenixKing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Why didn't the drawer share his food?

Because he was too shelf-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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I found what I suspect is a long-running dad joke in a drawer at my work. It's a quarter pounder. imgur.com/go2fngq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natron5000_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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I have a spare set of contacts in my office desk drawer

When my boss asked for my emergency contacts, I told him to open my drawer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caa3098
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Cleaning out my undergarment drawer this weekend

it will be my great sockrifice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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What did Disturbed do after an explosion in their underwear drawer?

Got down with the sock mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyonstom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2017
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What does the antonym see when he opens his dresser drawer?

Clothes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CherchezLV
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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I think my maid stole money from my drawer...

I just want her to come clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyimchandler
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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Junk Drawers

There was a facebook post saying, "Everyone seems to have one of those drawers in their house where they just put all the random stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else. Post a picture of your junk drawer!"

So my dad took a picture of a pair of his boxers and posted it with the caption, "Here are the drawers where I keep my junk."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychLogic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2014
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I asked my dad for $10 for gas, he said "Sure, it's in the top left drawer of my computer desk". Thanks, Dad. (x-post r/funny)

http://i.imgur.com/EDbzzlW.jpg

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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My socks and underwear drawer was getting too crowded

so I put all my socks into an old poster tube. Now all I have are tube socks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeke21703
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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I had a weekend out of the top drawer...

Absolutely belting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RafflesEsq
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2014
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