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🎶"Give me three forks,
Give me three forks sweetie,
Give me three forks from the drawer.
Give me three forks,
Give me three forks baby,
And I won't ask you for four." 🎵
I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say "Ow!"
I walked in and said "what happened?"
She said pointed to a drawer handle and said "I knee'd this"
I said, "Well, I can get you more"
I connected them all, but it turned out to be a waist of time.
It was dreadful.
It just feels nice to have all this power.
I just want her to come clean.
Because the steaks were high.
A bureau cat
I asked did she find a pair
She said "No,only apples"
And someone who paints cars is a carpenter.
It’s a high steaks situation.
Son: let’s do so...!
Now, where is my reward?
All you can screw.
Actual dadjoke by my father.
Because he was too shelf-ish.
When my boss asked for my emergency contacts, I told him to open my drawer.
it will be my great sockrifice
Got down with the sock mess
There was a facebook post saying, "Everyone seems to have one of those drawers in their house where they just put all the random stuff that doesn't belong anywhere else. Post a picture of your junk drawer!"
So my dad took a picture of a pair of his boxers and posted it with the caption, "Here are the drawers where I keep my junk."
so I put all my socks into an old poster tube. Now all I have are tube socks!