Cute briefcase
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I didn't think the police would convict me for robbery until I saw the briefcase full of the money

In that case, they had evidence.

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👤︎ u/zsm1994
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call a dog up a tree, with a briefcase?

Branch manager.

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👤︎ u/markharpoz
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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Not sure if I'd get more or less work done with this briefcase...
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👤︎ u/terdiurnal
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Briefcase for child

Whenever I meet my friend to hand off one or the others child for a play date or sleepover we meet in a public parking lot and exchange a black briefcase. Hug that child extra long. Someday I hope to hear it spoke about .

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👤︎ u/newtarmac
📅︎ Apr 11 2018
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I once caught a criminal in the midst of stealing some luggage.

It was a briefcase

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Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.

It was a briefcase

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The wurst case scenario.
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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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Chase is on
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👤︎ u/Bongnazi
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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One day, Kermit the Frog was a little short on cash, so he went to the bank to speak to a loan officer...

When he got there, a woman extended her hand.

"Good afternoon, sir," she said. "My name is Patricia Wack. How may I help you today?"

Kermit replied, "Hi-ho, Patricia! I'm Kermit the Frog, and I would like to borrow some money."

They walked over to her desk and sat down.

"Certainly, Mr. Frog--"

"Oh, just call me Kermit."

"Okay... Kermit. How much money would you like to borrow?"

"Ten thousand dollars."

Mildly surprised, Ms. Wack looked intently at Kermit.

"Do you have any references?"

"Well, I suppose I could use my father, Keith Richards."

Ms. Wack froze for a second, then...

"THE Keith Richards?"

"Oh, yes. In fact, he told me he's friends with your manager, which is why I came in here."

"Okay... Do you have any collateral?"

"Excuse me?"

"Collateral. Something of value, like a car, or a boat..."

"Oh, yes! I do have something. I have this."

Kermit reached into his briefcase and placed a small figurine on the desk. Patricia looked curiously at the object, then at our amphibious friend.

"What's this?"

"It's a Hummel."

"A what?"

"A Hummel. They're supposed to be quite valuable. Well, at least this one is to me."

She picked up the Hummel and stood up.

"If you don't mind, I would like to show this to the manager."

"Oh, no! I don't mind at all!"

So, Patricia took the Hummel to the manager's office, knocked on the door, and walked inside.

"Patricia! What can I do for you?"

"Mr. Wilson, there's this... frog named Kermit at my desk, and he wants to borrow $10,000, but he has only this for collateral."

Mr. Wilson looked at the Hummel, then out to her desk.

"I don't see anything out of order here."

"But, Mr. Wilson--"

"Look, it's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do we call a lawyer's bag?

A briefcase

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👤︎ u/Gashau
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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A man killed his wife with some luggage and was instantly found guilty.

It was a briefcase.

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📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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John is having a bad day.

John is having a bad day... He tried to button his shirt and the button fell off. He picked up his briefcase and the handle fell off. He went to the door and the doorknob fell off. Now he's afraid to pee.

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👤︎ u/sstterry1
📅︎ May 16 2019
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An off duty cop lost his luggage at the airport. Luckily it didn't take him long to find.

It was a briefcase.

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👤︎ u/-Dibsy-
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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What does a private investigator call a short investigation?

A briefcase

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What do you person in a tree with briefcase

A branch manager

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📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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