After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said don’t forget your Baghdad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junior_bqx2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...

She says, β€œOh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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I broke up with a woman who loved her job at the suitcase factory.

I didn't want her emotional baggage.

Did I steal this from someone? I'm getting old...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase?

He was traveling light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going anywhere this year because of the pandemic.

I’m having to put up with a lot of emotional baggage ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocolava
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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I just told my suitcase that there will be no vacation this year, it sucks!

Emotional baggage is the worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I just LOAF that suitcase, and i KNEAD one now...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/convict99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What did the lawyer say when he put is suitcase to bed?

I rest my case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryCoolPerson1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Told my suitcase we could not go on vacation this year

As I'm looking at my empty suitcase I thought it looked sad... Then I thought "great... Now I have emotional baggage!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelgianRoo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I sent my son next door with a packed suitcase. They called asking why.

I said He is a Home School Foreign Exchange Student.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobsup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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As a single Dad, I tried flirting with the check-in girl at the airport while loading my kids' suitcases.

But she just kept saying I had too much baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditAndWept-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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I asked my wife to pack my stuff in a suitcase for business trip. But she packed in my backpack instead

She said it's the same and easier. Well yes but that's not the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabyte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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My magician friend is really excited about his new trick, where he tries to pack himself into a small suitcase.

He can hardly contain himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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My wife flew back from a family visit and arrived with many suitcases

Thereβ€˜s a lot to unpack here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sorrikkai7
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I fell over a suitcase at the airport the other day

I went flying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveyJonesy1990
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My son asked me to open his suitcase, so I broke it open

I cracked the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arlo23
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Dad called the Police today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs..."

"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fr_Time
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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What did the 70s rock singer say when his son asked whether their suitcase was a carry on or a checked bag?

Carry on, my wayward son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/localwheatdealer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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So i was at an airport and someone put a suitcase next too mine that was identical

I picked it up thinking it was mine, but that was not the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TGC_YT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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That Suitcase Must be Jam-Packed imgur.com/Dm0Dw4m
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicWIN76000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2013
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The Sun has such a small suitcase!

Apparently it's to travel light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miawe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2016
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Why couldn't the steward move the suitcase?

He couldn't handle it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CopperPenny212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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While packing a suitcase

"And I'll need a few shirts."

"You'll only need two shirts max."

"But I'm not Max, I'm Tom!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boojamon
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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I told my suitcases just now there will be no holiday this year.

I'm now dealing with emotional baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I told my suitcases we weren’t going on vacation

Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I made the mistake of telling my suitcase that we won’t be going away this year because of the pandemic...

I’m having to deal with a lot of emotional baggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrostyMop
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BAD_BRID
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My father and i were leaving an hotel in iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase... so i told him

Don't forget your Baghdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealamirr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said β€œdon’t forget your Baghdad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gonglesquat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Why didn’t the photon bring it’s suitcase?

Because it was traveling light!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mase_in_mass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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