Why did the freezer run away on its marriage
If you and your buddies should all get COVID vaccines and the doses need to be kept in freezers...
then you're cracking open a cold Bud-Pfizer!
Who do you call when all of your cured salmon is stuck in the freezer?
My American Roblox freezer died today...
0°F
A policeman was busted for collecting bribes and hiding the money in his freezer....
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash
Cupcake decorating took a turn on Valentine's day when my daughter got frosting all over the freezer
I told my wife to just leave it though since the freezer has an auto defrost feature
Yesterday I put a $50 note in my freezer.
Does that mean I have frozen assets or cold hard cash?
For my wife's birthday I bought her a beautiful fridge freezer....
I know it isn't much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer ?
I told her no. I ate it on the couch.
Why did the freezer never graduate?
Because it was set on 0 degrees.
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
I accidentally put my wallet in the freezer last night.
Was a good job really, I needed some cold hard cash!
My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
Freezer, built to do one thing, can’t even do that right!
FREEZER BUUUUURRRRRNNNN!!!
What do two people have when they both like to boil leaves in water, add milk, and put it into the freezer?
I just invested in a company that will pay me to keep t-bones and rib-eyes in my freezer to sell when the market improves...
What do you call a skeleton in a freezer?
Found this while looking for a new fridge freezer
So my son decided to have the idea to put $300 in the freezer.
I guess u could call it, "cold hard cash"
Spotted a Walken freezer today
I wanted to cook chicken for dinner, but I forgot to take it out of the freezer ahead of time.
It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.
Did you hear about the murderer who stored his spices in the freezer?
What do you get when you put a saxophonist in a freezer?
I yelled at my son, “Stop leaving the freezer door open!”
“This is why we can’t have ice things.”
I tied two Disney DVDs with strings and placed it inside the freezer.
I found an alien masturbating in my freezer last night.
I asked him what on earth he was doing in there. All he said was, "I cum in
peas".
What did the pirate say when he found his wooden leg in the freezer?
What's a freezer's favorite time period?
What did the man say after he came out of the walk-in freezer?
That experience was chilling.
I put my fancy shirts in the freezer before I wear them.
It's cold fashion, look it up!
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.
What do you call the art of Freezer meditation?
What do you call dinner that's been pulled out of the freezer a day in advance?
Why did the edgy teenager lock himself in the freezer ?
Dad saw a news article "Son arrested after murdered father found in freezer"
Dad said: "Guess you could call him a pop-cicle"
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
I was planning on having chicken for dinner but I forgot to take it out of the freezer.
It wasn’t a well thawed out plan.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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