What do you call a jar of Miracle Whip that’s falling to the bottom of the ocean in early May?
Instead of a swear jar I have a negativity jar. Everytime I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
True story: My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldn’t get to the bottom of it
I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway ...
just in case there’s a traffic jam.
Hey Dad, what is that black sticky stuff in the small jars called?
I don't know son, but your ma might.
Stolen from: Dad Jokes
A jar?
My car keeps telling me my door is ajar.
It's not a jar you idiot it's a door.
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me
I yelled what the Hellmann?!
Someone just threw a jar of mayonnaise at me!
My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”
I have a jar where I put 50 cents in for every time I have a negative thought
What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise?
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
Mi me chiama JAR JAR BINGS...
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
My girlfriend has decided to repurpose our novelty cookie jar. Say hello to our Tea-Rex.
Someone threw a jar of mayonnaise at me today...
...I was like, "What the hell-man?"
It’s amazing how most jars look alike...
The resemblance is uncanny
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
What do you call a stolen jar?
What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!
Just caught my kid eating mayonnaise out of the jar...
My son took his jar collection way too far
When I came home from work I thought the house was robbed because the door was ajar
What do you call a glass jar in a secret society?
Today I went up to my coworker with a sample jar in each hand
And I said hey check this out, jar jar clinks and I clinked them together.
The other day I broke a jar and my friend asked why I did that
I replied, “you wouldn’t understand, it’s jar gone.”
A jar of peanut butter needed an oil change
What happens when you put Jar Jar Binks in a Mason jar and slightly open it?
you get a Jar Jar in an Ajar Jar.
I'm so proud of my son, for bringing bread and a jar of peanut butter to the truck show.
After all, this is MONSTER JAM!
I gave my wife a jar of honesty
But she said it was a crock.
What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?
and drinks from a space jar
Why was the jar about to explode?
Someone threw a jar of mayo at me!
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar every time I have pessimistic thoughts.
It’s currently half empty.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Whenever I have a pessimistic thought, I put some money in it.
it's currently half empty
Whats the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a jar of glue
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
Instead of a swear jar I have a pessimism jar, every time I have a negative thought I put a coin in.
It’s currently half empty
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in...
It’s currently half empty...
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