Mason Jar Puns

A list of puns related to "Mason Jar"

What happens when you put Jar Jar Binks in a Mason jar and slightly open it?

you get a Jar Jar in an Ajar Jar.

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👤︎ u/MyNameIsKanya
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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The make-and-take breakfast in a mason jar didn't turn out too well...

Wife: I think this jar doesn't close properly... Me: Now, now, don't shoot the mason jar!

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👤︎ u/ardil
📅︎ Feb 12 2016
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I invented a new drink... when imbibing milk from a mason jar...

I call it mooshine

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👤︎ u/Erisianistic
📅︎ Feb 26 2015
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I just couldn't let this joke go by

I found a apron at the store that had tomatoes in a mason jar and said " I can, because I can." So I took a picture and sent it to a friend.

  • Me: (sent picture) I wanted to get this for you
  • Her: Why would you get that for me? I don't can.
  • Me: But don't you see? You can can!
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👤︎ u/Pinetreewhisperer
📅︎ Jun 15 2014
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