He’s come full circle, he’s a pun crocker.
Because he was a slow cooker.
But I've got a handle on it now.
Those slow cookers are awful
In a crock pot.
Because it's not Stroganoff
But she said it was a crock.
IF YOU SMMMEELLLLLLLL... WHAT THE CROCK... is cooking.
He showed me this clay pot, and told me that he uses it for slow cooking.
What a crock.
A crock pot. He's always at least half baked.
Me: Want to go for tacos tonight?
Girlfriend: You're too late, I've already started the crock pot.
Me: Well, what's crock'n?
Girlfriend: .....funny
For some time many of us have wondered, just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my personal genealogy research efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
I was holding a a box of crock pot mixes about ready to stock them on the shelf when I see dad as he says,
"That box is a load of crock"
