What did one chef say to the other chef while making chicken pot pie?

โ€œI think weโ€™re running out of thyme for this pieโ€

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My wife won a large ceramic pot

She definitely urned it

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For the sake of all Grateful Dead fans, I hope pot is made legal in the US soon.

Otherwise, they will ...be rolling in their graves.

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Kids these days will never know what it's like to be an Instant Pot

Between all the different types of foods and recipes, you're always going to be under a lot of pressure

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I tried smoking pot once.

I choked on the handle.

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Yesterday, there was a battle between the Pot Heads and the straight people of society....

And today, 4 21.

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hey, do you smoke pot?

because weed be cute together

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Croc pots
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Why canโ€™t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?

They are both cauldron.

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My dad just told me his joke about seasoning a pot roast.

It's about thyme.

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I have a constant urge to eat my motherโ€™s pot brownies...

I think Iโ€™ve developed an edible complex.

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I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea

I thought hmm, there's a storm brewing

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What is the difference between a guitar , a Tuna and a pot of glue?

You can tun(a) guitar but cannot guitar a tuna

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Wife: โ€œWhich pot should I use for spaghetti?โ€

Me: โ€œThe right oneโ€ Wife: Evil Glare Me: โ€œThe wrong one?โ€ Wife: Eviler Glare Me: Walks out of room

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Iโ€™ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately.

Iโ€™ve noticed I can tell when the ocean is smoking pot lately. How can I tell? When I see that the Tide is High.

Donโ€™t know if this counts as a dad joke.

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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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A watched pot never boils...

The water does.

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What did one pot head llama say to the other pot head llama ?

Alpaca bowl for you

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I decided to try growing pot...

So I buried a saucepan in my yard. I hear it takes no skillet all. Just water it with Kettle One and wok away without really frying. Hopefully itโ€™ll produce a nice stock.

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Today my wife accidentally pushed flower pot with her elbow. After 3 hours of arguingshe came to a conclusion that

I put it in the wrong place...... 3 years ago

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First pot here. Geddit?
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Why do they sell red wine reduction in stock pots?

Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.

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What happened to the midget who smoked a lot of pot ?

He got medium.

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Chicken Pot Pi
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I made an appointment with my dealer for some pot brownies

It was an edible arrangement

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The leader of a cannibal tribe was slowly cooking a man in a pot

Cannibal Leader: "What did you do before we captured you?"

Man: "I was an editor for a newspaper"

Cannibal Leader: "Soon you will be editor-in-chief"

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A cow stumbled into a pot field.

The steaks have never been higher.

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What did the KKK member bring to the pot luck?

Hot cross buns.

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Coffee maker asks the coffee pot...

"Where's all the coffee?"

Coffee pot replies, "We were mugged."

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A man walks in a bar and sees a pot of change labeled: "Make my horse laugh"

He ask the barman: "What is this?"

The barman answer: "Oh this, place a dollar and if you make my horse laugh you can keep the pot."

"Fair enough" says the man "I'll give it a try" and then places a dollar in the pot

He walks in the stable and after a minute, the horse starts laughing and just can't seem to stop.

The man grabs the pot of change and leaves.

One week later, the man comes back to the bar and can still hear the horse laughing.

A new pot of change has been placed on the counter labeled: "Make my horse cry"

Man says: "Fair enough", place a dollar in the pot and walks again in the stable.

The horse stops laughing and starts crying

The man comes back in the bar and takes the pot of change.

Before he gets a chance to leave, the barman ask him: "How did you make him laugh so much?"

"Oh, very simple" says the man "I told him: My dick is bigger than yours"

"And how did you make him cry?" Ask the barman

"Even more simple, I showed him"

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A pot to hiss in.
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What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?

Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.

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Harry Pot-ter
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Why was the pot-head chiropractor getting so much business?

Everybody needed help rolling their joints

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Stashed a little pot at work. Hopefully nobody finds it.
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Whatโ€™s the difference between a fish, guitar, and a pot of glue?

โ€œYou can tune a guitar but you canโ€™t tune a fishโ€

โ€œWhat about the pot of glueโ€

โ€œI knew youโ€™d get stuck on thatโ€

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A man was arrested at the beach for feeding pot brownies to the seagulls. It was his third such arrest because, as he put it,...

โ€œI shall leave no tern unstoned.โ€

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What do they call pot in France?

Ouiโ€™d

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Someone accidentally mailed me 10 lbs of pot yesterday. So I did the right thing and called the cops.

They just came by and picked up all 4 pounds.

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What do you call pot on a roller coaster?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

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What did the pot smoking church bell say at 1 AM?

BONGGGGGGGGG

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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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