I know this might not be the place to post a question but I was wondering if any of you punny peeps can help me out? I got some free stamps and I want to mail a few potatoes out to my relatives. I know this is pretty stupid and a waste of time but I'm laughing at myself just thinking what their reactions and responses will be when they check their mailbox and see a potato. I want to write a potato pun somewhere on the potato. So of you're willing to help me do this; please leave me your potato puns for me to read and decide which ones I'll be using. Thank you for reading.
you need to stew on 'em a little bit, you can't just russet.
I pipe up with "Please, you guys, stop. If you keep this up, I'm going to die of Tuber-culosis."
The entire table emitted a collective groan at me, and one of my cousins just shook his head at me. No one made a potato pun again that night.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
They’re the chip monks.
A suite potato.
Because it's For a Yam!
A champion chip.
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
Nothing, potatoes can't speak.
It was some baller baller dill, y’all.
Because of Tuber-colosis heh
Because she’s all dressed.
"I'll ketchup with you later"
I guess you could say I’ll just be getting sMASHED from now on.
He was just a common-tater.
Walks out exlaiming "I am what I yam!"
I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.
Because it was crunch time
...but that's malaise
It was my yam, me.
One’s a tuber and YouTuber.
Just in case Mr Onion rings.
A Good Imperson-tater
A common tater.