Got a cheesy potato pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Need stupid/funny potato puns.

I know this might not be the place to post a question but I was wondering if any of you punny peeps can help me out? I got some free stamps and I want to mail a few potatoes out to my relatives. I know this is pretty stupid and a waste of time but I'm laughing at myself just thinking what their reactions and responses will be when they check their mailbox and see a potato. I want to write a potato pun somewhere on the potato. So of you're willing to help me do this; please leave me your potato puns for me to read and decide which ones I'll be using. Thank you for reading.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Potato puns are apeeling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/B33boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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Potato puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/solsticeofdeath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Potato puns are a little tricky...

you need to stew on 'em a little bit, you can't just russet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JFW0RD
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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At a family dinner for Thanksgiving (Canada), everyone is firing off their best potato puns.

I pipe up with "Please, you guys, stop. If you keep this up, I'm going to die of Tuber-culosis."

The entire table emitted a collective groan at me, and one of my cousins just shook his head at me. No one made a potato pun again that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Commander
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.

You can say I'm agnocchic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What do you call an enlightened potato?

A meditater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJWIZARD
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Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?

They’re the chip monks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abombregardless
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

Spec-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What's a dog's favorite kind of potato chip?

Ruffles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thailandblack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call a potato in a hotel room?

A suite potato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomodoJo3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.

Because it's For a Yam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call an award-winning potato snack?

A champion chip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What internet job did the potato get?

YouTuber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craftynoodle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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A couch potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1WKSoul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a potato that copies all the other potatoes?

An imitator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpj71
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...

He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funny-Promise956
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What did potato say to the other potato?

Nothing, potatoes can't speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radoje17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...

It was some baller baller dill, y’all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyruleanHyroe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why did the potato got to the hospital?

Because of Tuber-colosis heh

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.

Because she’s all dressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zman11588
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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what did the tomato say to the potato?

"I'll ketchup with you later"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call a spotted potato with lots of eyes?

A speck-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I’ve decided to give up drinking and replace booze with mashed potato...

I guess you could say I’ll just be getting sMASHED from now on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Js_sampson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A girl potato told her parents she was marrying Tom Brokaw, but they forbid it because...

He was just a common-tater.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Couch potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Offense to potatos
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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For glory of all potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trinketstone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call a potato who goes to a sporting event?

A spec-tater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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A potato walks into a theripsists office

Walks out exlaiming "I am what I yam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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*Potato cooking intensifries*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flare989
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?

I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a bossy and mean potato?

A dictater

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What do you call a potato that knows CPR?

A resusci-tater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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What do you call a potato that heads downtown to start a riot?

An agi-tater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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hot potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bro_Kuli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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X a sheep and potato?

A ewe tuber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suamigojose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Why was the potato chip working really hard?

Because it was crunch time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceForward1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I felt bad when my wife ate all my potato chips...

...but that's malaise

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I bought a sweet potato and named it after myself.

It was my yam, me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beyond_hate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What’s the difference between a potato and Philip DeFranco?

One’s a tuber and YouTuber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisladyloveswine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why did Mr Potato have a mobile phone?

Just in case Mr Onion rings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do you call a Secret Agent Potato?

A Good Imperson-tater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterMitch8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I am a sweet potato

Therefore I yam

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you call just one, normal potato?

a Commontater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GawdFro
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?

A common tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What do you call a potato with glasses

A spec-tater

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