Got a cheesy potato pun
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Need stupid/funny potato puns.
I know this might not be the place to post a question but I was wondering if any of you punny peeps can help me out? I got some free stamps and I want to mail a few potatoes out to my relatives. I know this is pretty stupid and a waste of time but I'm laughing at myself just thinking what their reactions and responses will be when they check their mailbox and see a potato. I want to write a potato pun somewhere on the potato. So of you're willing to help me do this; please leave me your potato puns for me to read and decide which ones I'll be using. Thank you for reading.
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Potato puns
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Potato puns are apeeling
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︎ Mar 25 2018
Potato puns are a little tricky...
you need to stew on 'em a little bit, you can't just russet.
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︎ May 02 2018
At a family dinner for Thanksgiving (Canada), everyone is firing off their best potato puns.
I pipe up with "Please, you guys, stop. If you keep this up, I'm going to die of Tuber-culosis."
The entire table emitted a collective groan at me, and one of my cousins just shook his head at me. No one made a potato pun again that night.
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︎ Oct 11 2016
What do you get when you mix a penis, potato & a boat?
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︎ May 03 2021
Why did the defensive lineman get so excited about a 25 cent coupon for a bag of potatos?
He's always looking for a quarterback sack.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
What did one potato say to the other who wanted to prove everyone wrong?
βYou sure have a chip on your shoulderβ.
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︎ Jun 03 2021
We had a potato cannon once. We had some dumpster bread. We were shooting it full of grass, bread and leaves....
Technically our cannon "shoots eats and leaves".
(As in the oxford comma panda assassin... that "eats, shoots, and leaves")
Anyway I've waited years for someone to appreciate this .... and it has never happened so far. I hope you are slightly amused....
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︎ May 07 2021
Why did the potato have to keep buying new lenses for his glasses?
His eyes wouldn't stop growing.
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︎ Jun 07 2021
Why did the potato cough up blood?
Because it had tuber-culosis
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︎ May 05 2021
What do you call a rude potato?
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︎ May 20 2021
What do you call a mean potato?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Did you hear about the anti-abortion potato named Richard?
They call him Dick tater for life.
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︎ May 06 2021
What do you call a potato that looks like a penis?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What do you call a meditating potato?
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︎ Apr 26 2021
What did one potato say to the other in the oven?
I know itβs getting heated but we can hash it out.
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
How do you make potato bread?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Whatβs the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you call a potato that uploads videos?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Everything in existence is either a potato or not a potato
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What did the Sweet Potato say when it gained consciousness?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why was the man who removed 10 potato skins in 1 minute so attractive?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Scientists have discovered a new species of potato that has attained consciousness and become self aware.
They are calling them meta-taters.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
While I was gardening a potato was watching me and criticizing my every move. He thought he was big stuff.
But I think he was just a commontater
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︎ Feb 13 2021
WHICH POTATO RULES THEM ALL?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why did the sweet potato cross the road?
So that it could be the other side.
Courtesy of my 6 year old. Iβm so proud.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What do you call a wavering potato?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call a fried potato who is being held hostage?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A couch potato
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
Theyβre the chip monks.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What do you call a potato in a hotel room?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What did the potato get for their birthday?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What's a dog's favorite kind of potato chip?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What internet job did the potato get?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What did potato say to the other potato?
Nothing, potatoes can't speak.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Couch potato
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︎ May 18 2020
What did one Potato Head ask the other Potato Head what was for dinner tonight
One said, βyour lookin at it!!β π
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︎ May 17 2021
What do you get when you mix a penis & a potato?
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︎ May 03 2021
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